outhouse eyes

live, laugh, love

[outhouse eyes @_localmom]

Pap smear is short for pappermint smearnoff

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Hot mom summer! (I gave birth 12 days ago)

[⚧︎ @FREAKYPRlNCESS]

how it feels to be an oatmeal enjoyer

[The Cooking Lady @wolffdew]

Grocery shopping will always be one of my favorite activities. It’s no chore for me. I HATE TO BE RUSHED while grocery shopping. Do not take me with you if you’re in a rush. I won’t take it lightly

[outhouse eyes @_localmom]

Sourdough with salted butter is gonna hit every time 😮‍💨

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@kbsteele Accurate

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Idk whose mom needs to hear this, but you’re allowed to just post pictures on fb. You don’t have to make every single one your profile picture 😐

[outhouse eyes @_localmom]

Why are people so aggressive on fb marketplace 😭😭 like never mind I don’t want to sell to you anymore

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[outhouse eyes @_localmom]

I can’t handle stupid people 😭😭

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I love honey crisp apples

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I wish there was an option to filter out reels on Instagram 😭

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I would give my left tit for some Texas Roadhouse Caesar salad right now

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@kbsteele Don’t get me wrong Texas has good food but there’s just something about a bean and cheese burrito w green sauce from muchas ✋🏼😫 and the pickled carrots

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@kbsteele Sorry 😞