LOGOR' | Malokun Labs

We invest in and own the rails that coordinate labor, data, and attention in emerging markets. Founder, @MalokunLabs owners of @geturgent2k @uptownUGC

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

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[GetUrgent2k by Malokun Labs @Geturgent2k]

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[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

Nothing about Jesus story in the bible suggested he was an easy going guy.

Rah away from home to avoid chores
Hung out in synagogue to listen to OGs
Realises that they are bunch of self inflated egoists
Disrupts their commerce out of principle
Moves to the bush to chill
Saved a barman’s job at a wedding by declaring drinks on the house
Starts a Mafia
Speaks up for Sex workers and gangsters
He even had his feet rubbed with oil by one of the SW during an after party to the chagrin of the observers
Sets up PR machinery to spread news of his miracles
Becomes enemy of the state
Gets betrayed by Mafia member
Gets crucified

Is that a chilled guy?

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@bigbrutha_ Investify 😂😭

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@akintollgate @akinalabi That last line is a bit tricky sha cause the evidence is not agreeing oh! 😂😭

More power to you Akin! Successful Nigerian businesses are spoken about in hush tones to avoid evil eye but we appreciate your refreshing honesty as you navigate yours, it gives hope!

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@amosuibk @OurMidddleman @adeolaowosho @Omolarablaq Congratulations to them! @Omolarablaq is a force!

[Ibukun Amosu 🇳🇬🇬🇭 @amosuibk]

Lagos Angel Network (LAN) has made an investment in @OurMidddleman, an AI-powered trade infrastructure platform at the forefront of Africa's cross-border commerce revolution.

Congratulations to @adeolaowosho and @Omolarablaq and the whole Midddleman team.

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

😭😂

The squeaky wheel gets the grease, eventually, at-least I hope.

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

The full moon tonight is stunning.

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

こんなに壮大なピタゴラスイッチ今まで見たことない…

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

Always a hit

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

Props to Freud, Jung, and all on human consciousness etc., but no one cooked better than Adam Smith's read on the human condition.

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

I think the two rare things that provide unreal motion and new results are “youth = more time to experiment and try what others will avoid” and money. They rarely meet, so the outlier advantage in a world where all rich companies compete for talent and get talented results is to bet on the rarest combo.

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

Yeah, we are definitely not going to make it…

We’ve gone past redemption.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Ogun state Governor, Dapo Abiodun at the Ojude Oba

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@WonderOfNigeria And one knock for the gaffer and director wey allow such shadows on faces for mid afternoon…

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@WonderOfNigeria Dem suppose deck the focus puller…

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

Evil sleeps well at night because it knows the good is not a threat; only a superior evil is a real threat, and until then it simply relaxes.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Prayer walk for the country and the kidn@pp£d children in Oyo state🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

When Fela said my sef dey fear too muuuuuccchhhh
Fear de things we no see
Fear the world around us
We fear to fight for freedom
Etc…

He had the right read on his people tbh even though he also got sucked into the woo woo metaphysical bs too at the end…

It’s a sad way to live

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@alex_prompter @drwill20 I hate to break it to you but that’s what formal paid Education was/is. That’s what every specialized professional charge for. Metered intelligence…

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

Jokes apart the trauma from all this p is really real, 20years later the guy go still dey pick race physically and emotionally once him suspect anything* at all…

We fit dey laugh but Naija don mess up plenty people life

😂😭

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

These content creators pulled up in red jackets and tried calling this guy who was coming out of a hotel with his babe, omo see the way he zoomed off👀👀

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

@AdvoBarryRoux Walahi

[LOGOR' | Malokun Labs @_Logor]

One of the most effective services we provide to hotels at @Geturgent2k is the mystery shopper exercise. The amount of rot we find is unreal. Some will even argue till we tender proof of audio and video and you watch full grown adult melt and start blaming the devil!

Business in Naija is for the brave!

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

This country is rotten from top to bottom:

1. I went to a resort today and the receptionist was whispering to me that he will give me a discount if I paid it into another account instead of the company account.