THE Metzger

If I knew myself enough to describe myself, I wouldn’t have a Twitter account.

[ESPN @espn]

The dog rage quit 🤣

(via @itsWaddles_) https://t.co/czsb735qfC

[Emily Rose Finn @EmilyRoseFinn]

I am currently in tears laughing at this 😂😂😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

*Mitchell Trubisky drops back to pass*

NFL Defenses:

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@LameAsChris @ChrisVinca

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrick]

7 days in jail, no bail and a $7K fine is outrageous. No surprise Texans are responding. I’m covering the $7K fine she had to pay and I volunteer to be placed under House Arrest so she can go to work and feed her kids. #txlege #TexansHelpingTexans https://t.co/gdtMLAHFV5

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

7 days in jail for cutting hair?? This is NUTS. And government officials don’t get to order citizens to apologize to them for daring to earn a living.

[Luke Edison @RealLukeEdison]

@TPUSA Corrupt governments considered Jesus to be a criminal.

Corrupt governments considered MLK to be a criminal.

Corrupt governments considered Washington to be a criminal.

Sometimes being a criminal is OK. Context is everything.

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@elonmusk presidential race 2024? Let’s go.

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@mccurleykaylee1 The avett brothers

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@ChrisVinca @iamTannenbaum Your people...

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@sofa_kinghappy @fortworthpd @CBS11 @NBCDFW @FOX4 Snitch

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@realBlakeMartin Y’all a cult like no other

[THE Metzger @_long_shanks_]

@FortniteFunny @ChrisVinca