longistus

still trying to figure out how to fill my bio. lol

[longistus @_longistus]

Cross-dressing is meeting your wife halfway?

[Tega Chinedu @E4maaa23]

@jbmillenial I don't think refusing makes someone a bad person but flexibility is key in relationships. To hide behind "that's not my personality" for harmless moments can feel like withholding effort, which is why people call it nonchalant. It’s always nice to meet your partner halfway.

[longistus @_longistus]

Hi. Please share the model for the LG TV & condition. Also, any pictures?
Thanks

[Ikenna Nzimora @ronaldnzimora]

Hi Fam,

If you're in Lagos and looking to buy some items for your home, we have some items for sale.

2 units - 1 HorsePower Hisense AC - 150k each
2 units - 3 x 6 bed frame - 100k each
2 units - 3 x 6 foam - 60k each
1 unit - 1 HorsePower LG AC - 180k
1 unit - 40 Inch LG TV - 100k
1 unit - 12 KG Gas Cylinder - 35k
1 unit - 5 KG Gas Cylinder - 25k
1 unit - C Way Water Dispenser - 120k
1 unit - Sokin Japan 2-burner TableTop Gas cooker - 60k
1 unit - 2 burner electric cooker - 45k
1 unit - Crepe maker - 25k
1 Cupboard - 120k

You will be responsible for pickup once purchased.

Pickup point is Osapa, Lekki.

If you're interested in any of these items, please comment and I'll DM.

[longistus @_longistus]

Too foolish.

[À𝕓á𝕪ọ̀𝕞í @TheDealEnvoy]

Nigerians are actually a very low IQ people.

[longistus @_longistus]

The double door refrigerator

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

@_longistus Of which of the items chief ?

[longistus @_longistus]

Sent dm

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

Someone has the following items available for immediate sale, pick up location is New Road, igbo Efon, Lekki Lagos

Frame 1: LG 674 litre side by side smart inverter Refrigerator - 900,000 Naira Only

Frames 2&3: Jubaili Bros P13-Grid diesel generator - 2,800,000 Naira Only

[longistus @_longistus]

Hi. Please do you have the year of purchase & original receipt for this? Can I have their contact details pls?
Thank you

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

Someone has the following items available for immediate sale, pick up location is New Road, igbo Efon, Lekki Lagos

Frame 1: LG 674 litre side by side smart inverter Refrigerator - 900,000 Naira Only

Frames 2&3: Jubaili Bros P13-Grid diesel generator - 2,800,000 Naira Only

[longistus @_longistus]

Its not a money issue. That movement is a commute. Commutes are not fun. The person will spend 12hrs of the weekend in transit, 12-24hrs resting / recovering, the weekend is 48-ish hours. What's the point?

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐰𝐚🤍 @BibiAkudo]

Lmaooo for the right pay, YOU would

[longistus @_longistus]

No bank co-worker is doing lagos to London almost every weekend. If not for anything, the inconvenience of been in flight 6 hours each way within a 48-hour period every week or other week makes no sense.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

When an ex joined one of the banks as graduate trainee in Lagos, one of her co-trainees traveled to London almost every weekend and came back just before Monday to resume the workweek.

I don't blame her at all, she had to ex my Ayobo-staying life.

[longistus @_longistus]

All this to have someone to handover to transport police

[Tolú @tlash__]

Train station

[longistus @_longistus]

Schrödinger's Immigrant.

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[longistus @_longistus]

They should actually block & avoid you. Do you know, depending on the visa & location, they can be restricted in type & sector they can work? So you take on that job you're talking about and you jeopardize their visa. Use your brains.

[Casio @_Casio_0]

@jayhemz Yes BLOCKED 😂😂 lmao .. I was just there sitting and staring at my phone 📱 trying to comprehend what his reasons might be fr 😂😂

[longistus @_longistus]

Intentional man? No? Or that title is only for when he drives gwagon instead of walking to your house?

[FrecklesX @_khamMx]

How do y’all handle stalkers please?
One time this guy followed me from the market to my house. I had no idea.
He knocked on my door and said he loved me for years and he's going to marry me. So when he saw me in Terminus he had to follow me to tell me.
It’s lowkey one of the scariest moments of my life. I told him I wasn’t interested and locked myself indoors that whole day (I was home alone too)
Somehow he found my contact and started calling me till I blocked him everywhere.

[longistus @_longistus]

You're actually fat and ugly. Some people just happen to like that.

[Lola🌸 @meera_abdul_]

You are not fat nor ugly.
You just need a man to look at you this this 😍😍

[longistus @_longistus]

Your god funny gan.

[Pablo4Christ ✝️ @Pablo_10_co]

@Wizarab10 If you don't see the importance of God in your life, even the government will not save you.

[longistus @_longistus]

this 🥷 been on vacay

[longistus @_longistus]

this movie script no follow.

[EFCC Nigeria @officialEFCC]

Setting the Records Straight on Citizen Asar Michael Sesugh's Death

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, considered it imperative to clear the air on some recent incidents at its Makurdi Zonal Directorate, Benue State.

Operatives of the Directorate arrested 26 suspected cyber fraudsters on April 28, 2026. They were profiled and kept in custody for further investigations after obtaining a Remand Order at a Magistrate Court.

Shortly after their arrest, specifically on May 4, 2026, three of the suspects sought permission to use the lavatory at the Directorate's Holding Facility and were permitted. They cashed in on the opportunity, broke the toilet's roof and escaped from detention. Several efforts were made to re- arrest them to no avail.

However, fresh intelligence came on Thursday, May 21, 2026 that one of the escaped suspects, Asar Michael Sesugh, was hiding somewhere in the Kansho axis of Makurdi. Operatives made for the location. Upon sighting the team, Sesugh and his suspected cult members opened fire on them.

Operatives of the Commission returned fire in self-defence. All the suspected cult members, including Sesugh, fled owing to the exchange of fire between them and EFCC's operatives. However, Sesugh was later sighted lying in the pool of his blood by the roadside. He was promptly taken to the Police Cottage Hospital at the Police Headquarters in Makurdi where he was pronounced dead.

The Commission reported the matter at the Benue State Police Headquarters, Makurdi and the Police has begun investigation to ascertain the circumstances surrounding his death and making efforts to arrest other fleeing members of the suspected cult. Preliminary reports of the findings of the Police have also been released to the public.

The Commission wishes to state clearly that the dead suspect did not die in custody and was not on bail at any time. While the EFCC expresses its condolences to the family of the deceased suspect, it will not condone any further attack of its Operatives or breach of its internal security by suspects. The Commission assures that it will continue to act in the best interests of the nation.

[longistus @_longistus]

Set wella

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

@TundeWalls This lady fine sha

[longistus @_longistus]

Make adult go pay rent with agreement & commission

[Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug @Dee_Bebegirl]

at what point will nigerians learn to treat adults like actual adults?

[longistus @_longistus]

Aftercare is a gender role?

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

Most Men Don’t Even Care About Aftercare, Straight To Pressing Phone 🥵

[longistus @_longistus]

You can't teach commom sense.

[The Force! @Orifunke]

Don't wear ordinary wrapper to work just because it is a work-from-home day. The day will pass but the perception will remain.