Tolú

LEGO & football enthusiast. Half and half.

[Tolú @tlash__]

Wearing a retainer is a long thing 😩

[Beyoncé follows her @MsAdaO]

Black people when they see other blacks at M&S

[𝒵 @zeeysl]

sorry wasnt it always on netflix?

[S O J @AdesojiCalebs]

How much was Toluwanisings making that a single member of his family was asking for 6M naira?

[Tolú @tlash__]

I know I’m only 5’5 but these a lot of these Nigerian RTW fits are sooo long.

[Tolú @tlash__]

Has David Lloyd’s done a discount for U-25s or something?

[𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕎𝕪𝕔𝕜 @nerdbaeJAY]

I love seeing kids morph into a different family member over the years cause grandpa on the left got the baby and grandpa on the right got the adult 😂🥰

[Tolú @tlash__]

This is why you avoid “I’m the only one who has made it in my family” types because the amount of pressure they’re under ehn.

[Tolú @tlash__]

Why now? 🤣🤣🤣

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

PRESS STATEMENT

ALL PROGRESSIVES CONGRESS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN COUNCIL

REORGANIZATION OF MEDIA AND COMMUNICATIONS STRUCTURE

To ensure more cohesive, disciplined, and effective public engagement, the All Progressives Congress Presidential Campaign Council has made some changes to the structure of the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications.

The Council has approved that only the campaign's Director-General, Senator Abdulaziz Yari; the Minister of Solid Minerals, Dele Alake, as official Spokesperson; and the Minister of Information and National Orientation, Alhaji Mohammed Idris, will speak on behalf of the Council.

All previously announced persons in this capacity shall henceforth dissolve into the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications as members.

Radio and TV stations are hereby advised to take note of these changes and act accordingly. The campaign will delegate appropriate person(s) for appearances where and when necessary.

Rt. Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila
Chief of Staff to the President and Deputy Director-General (Administration), APC Presidential Campaign Council

November 11, 2026

[Tolú @tlash__]

Politics truly stinks.

[Tolú @tlash__]

Of course Nancy Pelosi will be among.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: The 11 House Democrats who missed the vote that killed Thomas Massie's Hegseth impeachment resolution have all received significant pro-Israel AIPAC money in Congress.

Just seven of them voting against the referral motion would have flipped the 211-204 result.

Haley Stevens (MI): $15.9M
Laura Gillen (NY): $551K
Marilyn Strickland (WA): $371K
Steven Horsford (NV): $214K
Nancy Pelosi (CA): $166K
Julia Brownley (CA): $134K
Brittany Pettersen (CO): $125K
Lou Correa (CA): $80K
Frederica Wilson (FL): $39K
Melanie Stansbury (NM): $28K
Jonathan Jackson (IL): $21K

Haley Stevens is the highest AIPAC recipient in Congress.

[Tolú @tlash__]

If anyone mentions NELFUND as an achievement ehn

[Tolú @tlash__]

How come the US gets Veterans Day and we don't?

[Tolú @tlash__]

@teefahlaygos I think you're doing it right - eating when hungry as opposed to mindless snacking.

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

I wouldn't blame you, really. It's what happens when you've been failed for so long, you start believing your country is incapable of solving problems other countries figured out decades ago.

“Put body first.” You’d think he’s talking about starting a nuclear programme.

[papa @sir_cq]

Gathering people for your birthday feels like humiliation ritual

[Netflix @netflix]

A toast to Emily Cooper 🥂

The final season of Emily in Paris premieres DECEMBER 24.

[Tolú @tlash__]

It doesn’t feel like a World Cup happened this year.

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)🐆✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

Ini Edo never big pass this kind movies? Haba nau

[Clarity Companion @clarityhouserep]

@Morris_Monye She is losing the love of her life for 43 years and you are talking about jackpot? What has she not tasted in wealth that she will need again?