Madeleine T-B

Enthusiastic communicator by day, reluctant exerciser by night. Always tired. 💙

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Shocked to hear an opp. coach shout ‘haha, you’ve just been ripped by a girl’ to one of small’s team mates @ an u11s rugby festival tonight. Proud of small for questioning the fella & shame on him for denying it whilst watching a kid cry. 2025 & dealing with bullying&sexism @RFU

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

@C2Cfestival Friday, Saturday and Sunday 🤩🤠🥳

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Father Christmas is going to be top dog bringing small’s number one Christmas list ask…a @LukeTheNuke180 shirt. Thank goodness for age 9 darts clothes!! 😅🎅 🎯

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Asked @Arsenal how mascots are allocated for away games and they said the home club. So asked @pnefc and they said ask the away team.

So, today is going well 🤪

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

As the parent of a 9 year old self styled world’s biggest @Arsenal fan who happens to be from Preston and loves watching @pnefc as his local team, I am feeling extreme pressure to get him his wish to watch them play. It’s like our oasis ticket experience 😬

[Carabao Cup @Carabao_Cup]

📅 Last time out: @pnefc vs @Arsenal

A late Olivier Giroud winner helped Arsene Wenger's Gunners to a hard fought victory over the hosts in the 2016/17 edition of the @EmiratesFACup 🏆

The two face off again in Round Four of the #CarabaoCup ⚽️

#EFL

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Spain has really played the long game with this one, but respect where it’s due

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

When your car breaks down on the way to the hottest DJ set of the weekend but @Kwik_Fit come to the rescue so you manage to see the last 30 seconds of @mrmichaelball 🎶 ❤️

Full set and no car repairs next time though please 🙏🏻

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Sure, @TicketmasterUK, I’m the bot problem in this @oasis sale extravaganza. Ah well, maybe 25 years from now I’ll appear less robotic when minding my own business in a queue for 6 hours

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Inspirational stuff

[YouGov @YouGov]

27% of Britons reckon that they could qualify for a sport at the 2028 Olympics, if they started training today

% saying they would definitely/probably qualify for...
10m Air Rifle: 15%
Archery: 13%
Badminton: 10%
Table tennis: 9%
Rowing: 7%
100m sprint: 6%
Road race: 6%
100m Breaststroke: 6%
Trampoline: 6%
Shot Put: 5%
Cycle sprint: 5%
Dressage: 5%
Fencing: 5%
Golf: 5%
Volleyball: 5%
Basketball: 4%
Football: 4%
Windsurfing: 4%
Triathlon: 4%
Water polo: 4%
Rhythmic Gymnastics: 3%
Artistic Gymnastics: 3%
Diving: 3%
Rugby Sevens: 3%
Skateboarding: 3%

https://t.co/50ca1NezXP

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Wondering now if the random visit from housekeeping & unidentified person asking if we were ready to check out was because @premierinn Old Street realised that they’d shoved us in a bedbug infested room.A small selection of what I’ve arrived home with. BRB, off to buy new bedding

[Ben 🚜 @2022BenjiC]

No one

Ivan Toney when he takes a penalty and sees the keeeper

#Eng
#EURO2024

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

KING CHARLES: 'Really? How fascinating. What kind of tools?'

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

The England way is to not play well enough to win anything and then to become pundits years later so they can sit in fancy studios in designer shirts wearing chunky watches to spend the next 20 years questioning why England aren't playing well enough to win anything. That's our tradition and we shouldn't be swayed from it.

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

If Leo Messi did this, everyone would be in meltdown on Twitter. But because it's Postman Pat, no-one will say anything. 😂🔥

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Pickford 0.4 seconds after making a save

[Madeleine T-B @_m_a_d]

Wee man waving along to @thekillers at @TheCoopLive 🥰

And dancing in to school this morning to tell all his friends. Coolest 9 year old in town.

[Tides of History @labour_history]

Rishi after earning his first million…