Peter Macaluso

NJ✈️LA. Cool dog uncle. I’ve written some stuff you've never read & my totally real GF lives in Canada. RTs are endorsements of people funnier than I am🇵🇷🇮🇹

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

I know people generally rebel against their parents in weird ways.. but when this is all over I'm gonna need a 10-Part documentary series about how exactly Tom Hanks fathered both Chet Hanks and Colin Hanks.

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

@alexconvery This is awesome, dude. Kudos.

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

@fiendformojitos There's a great theory from Gray Area that she's actually Leaf.

https://t.co/6s7YAaIz4X

[Val💋 @thebalkanaunt]

I totally get why aliens don’t want anything to do with us

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

Not only do we need to allow people (and their perspectives) to grow and change with time..

But the screenshot being a different pic is telling if it turns out to be proof someone was keeping receipts stockpiled "just in case." Especially if they claim a different timeline. 🤷

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

someone just sent me a deleted letterboxd entry I posted 4 years ago. has a different picture of me and everything lmao

that’s the most loser shit I’ve ever seen in my life man

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

I spent years of my life tweeting about the Americans for like 2 likes you have to let me have this cultural moment

[V. Joshua Adams @vjoshuaadams]

I love that people are getting into The Americans again. Greatest show ever about marriage, parenting, the Cold War, and wigs.

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

ppl love telling me to slide to Queens bro i’m not going to 70th st and 70th ave go fuck yourself

[tee, apparently. @20thcenturydyke]

me because everyone is tweeting about The Americans:

[WhatIsNewYork @whatisny]

Knicks Game 2 celebrations can literally be heard from NJ #whatisnewyork

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter.

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

just know every time you foul jalen brunson mariska hargitay is watching

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

@JaceSerrano Couldn't agree more. Honestly for me, it's probably 2 behind The Wire.

The later seasons got a little slow with the way they released it.. but overall it's a masterpiece. It's so great to see Mathew Rhys (and Keri) in more stuff now.

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

If you want to be an actor, I highly suggest watching The Americans. The cast is just incredible and you get the benefit of watching them play scenes where they're playing other characters in world. So layered and rich.

[omi 🟢 @rogue_om]

Truly some of the best acting and character work I’ve ever seen billions must watch!

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

@NBA can't wait to see the @ArtButSports pull on this one.

[Peter Macaluso @_macarony]

wow, what a photo.

[NBA @NBA]

Big KAT. BIG-TIME BLOCK. ✋

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

I honestly can't think of a better metaphor for what's wrong w ESPN's sports coverage than them indulging in the instant replay of a trespasser's selfie during the fourth quarter of the NBA Finals

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.