mads

@kleon_12

[mads @_madisondm]

kleon thought snl stood for sunday night live

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

wait until the dads, brads, and chads find out that Taylor already has a song about them 🤭

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[mads @_madisondm]

when you see people in front of you at a concert shazaming songs 👎🏼

[… @keglock_]

classic

[mads @_madisondm]

i can’t believe i’m seeing @NoahKahan tmr

[ana folklore ❤️‍🔥 @behindthemall13]

girls when they knew everything at 18 but nothing at 22

[mads @_madisondm]

@_karaking Hi there! I am interested!

[mads @_madisondm]

if anyone has taylor swift seattle tickets and wants to take me instead of their boyfriend, I would cry ◡̈

[mads @_madisondm]

i accidentally spent $35 on kahoot last night

[mads @_madisondm]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 18 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

[mads @_madisondm]

Daisy Jones and the Six being in my top five on Spotify wrapped wasn’t in my bingo card for 2023

[mads @_madisondm]

the things i would do for some taylor swift seattle tickets

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Mass shootings in the US:

2014: 273
2015: 336
2016: 383
2017: 348
2018: 336
2019: 417
2020: 610
2021: 690
2022: 647

In the first seven weeks of 2023: 67

We do not have to live like this. No other country on the planet does.

[𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎. 𝕏 @BERLAlN]

me when I’m 70

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.”

Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher

[mads @_madisondm]

my sisters go to midnight snack is eating a block of feta cheese… by itself

[mads @_madisondm]

i need to go on the show my cat from hell

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me