mads (he/they) | CLOSED FOREVER | FINALLY MET EMEI

25 || pending: master of laboratory medicine || master of biotechnology || biochemist || wallows took my timtams 🥺

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[fay31 @dontyell31]

junglers play most of the game without an enemy player on their screen, this can make them feel lonely and isolated 😢

make sure to regularly visit your local jungler and let them know they are loved and cared for🤍

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

killing june bugs cause it’s gonna be july soon and they cant be there

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

The only thing my kids watch on TV is classic Thomas the Tank Engine, so all the insults they know are train related. Like my three-year-old just got mad at me and said, “You old bucket of bolts!”

[khazar @khazarAntlers]

I HAD to make this

#Pokemon #PokemonArt #PokemonFanart #Metagross

[gigi ꕤ @angeIsrequiem]

i’m sorry but i’ll never get over how grace’s boss completely played in her face like what do you mean her first ever field assignment was going back to the hotel where she watched her mother get killed in front of her

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I say to my cat (who is a girl) many times a day “you’re so pretty!” and sometimes I worry that my kids (both boys) will grow up thinking that I believe a girl’s appearance is all that matters, but I can’t in good conscience say things like “you’re so smart and hard-working and kind” because she is none of those things

[QingChao 清朝 🇨🇳 @qingchao1917]

The left doesn't want you to see this 👇👇👇

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[🪱 benny worm 🪱 @bennywormcat]

your laughy. mine bowl has been empty for. 8 hundered years. and youre laughy

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[i think @kutaiuranium]

doing sex work to afford angry birds microtransactions