Maddie Smith

probably by the food

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

We are learning, we are evolving, we are growing gd!!!!!

[Simon says eat your landlord @sfallai]

@baddestmamajama So in 10 years I can make a loaf from this strain and after someone bites into it I can say “good right? Made that starter during the pandemic” and watch them panic.

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

This is me & I don’t care who knows it!!

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Ok I understand everyone is freaking out but why are ALL of you baking sourdough.

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

@LilKraus We’ve talked about this.....

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

@Janie_Booth I watched two towers on the plane Jan

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

Frodo is such a damsel ugh

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

@katieakin

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

Dogs wearing hats

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

Had to text mom “sorry for eating all of the chocolate chips :(“ for the 3rd time since living with her, pls keep me in ur thoughts in preparation of the wrath :(

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

@katieakin Could you pls share the recipe?

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

ty

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@katieakin @JakeAkinUT and @_madsack

[maych @MaryHollisM]

maryhollism is the belief that I am the second coming

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

Spat in an https://t.co/TljAz2n8Nk tube this morning and forgot I ate leftover tiramisu for bfast just before, will I come up as 37% marscapone? Whomst to say ?

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

Dogs with boots

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Giving my best come hither look not to the hot man across the room, but to the amazing women passing bruschetta

[maych @MaryHollisM]

We postmated $30 in McDonald’s last night but fell asleep before it got here :(

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

@katieakin this calms me

[Maddie Smith @_madsack]

@katieakin For the shire!!!!!!