Pinkie Pie

tratam-me por doutora e deixaram-me dar aulas. e o mais assustador é que me levam a sério.

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Você precisa concluir o treinamento obrigatório de segurança do RH”

eu:

[maz★ @noitsmazzie]

wait i’m crying what does an ac look like to americans

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

Zhang et al., 2004 did everything

[PhD_Genie @PhD_Genie]

Life after the PhD

[Sandro Garcia @ImSandroGarcia]

Aqui não dá para fazer isto porque o tuga precisa de chegar 2 segundos antes que os outros a casa.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

very unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult.

[Anushka @Kulfei]

bowls that are plates but also bowls is a woman's roman empire❤️

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

I’m so happy I’m outta high school imagine having to find the area of a damn scutoid

[astro @anonynaut]

I can see why the Italians saw this and invented unemployment

[Redd @ReddCinema]

our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

What jewelry was fucking stolen

[eat shit elon @SurrendertoVi]

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

Look who actually hits the wall! Men, better settle down young and pop out some babies before you're all used up. No woman wants dusty 30+ year old ballsacks, better grab some cats ya hags

[brenda @brendasafra]

gatos são seres divinos né

[Tiffany ⚢ Woman4Women @Woman4W]

The moon has a 28-day cycle & people want to 'him' her? Please.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

we used to have tv show crossovers.. and they were real EVENTS

[beauty ☭ @lazy_Heresy]

„A-a-acording to this d-d-diagnostic, t-t-the p-patient has l-lupus“

„It’s never lupus“

„B-b-bu-„

„Retard“

[spencer ᥫ᭡ @obesekendoll]

take a pregnancy test Now

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

Not having any condition or illness that requires constant medication.