Mahaley

physically I’m fine, emotionally I’m bruised

[chase @_chase_____]

men shouldn’t be allowed to use car horns. like haven’t we heard enough from u

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

[GW @G_wuapbaby]

Just got invited to my friends 3rd baby shower omg girl use your butt!!!

[Ms. Creature @ms5unshine]

None of that ozempic for me. I'll lose weight the old fashioned way with amphetamines.

[boygirl @anah3ta]

heyyy to all the women out there i hope you have a sweet little treat soon. to men i hope you are repenting

[rob @rbrtormrz]

why dont you guys try reading 4 20 minutes

[©aʳʳᶦe, CPhT @_nobodyssoldier]

Happy Easter to all! He is risen 🙏

[Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @l0tswife]

girl she needs a gun

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

how i look listening to the unheard ep by hozier

[Kay💕 @familiarhoney]

hozier’s songs all fall into at least one the five categories:

1. slutty
2. horny (derogatory)
3. horny (positive)
4. the most depressed any person has ever been ever
5. irish

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Hard to be Kesha in a Hailey Bieber world but somebody’s gotta do it

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday

[selena 🪽 @anakin813]

One time a friend of mine was hating on me using elipses constantly like okay sorry im a thoughtful ponderous diva..

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Erm methinks I have a mental disorder

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

ok girl ur growing on me a bit because this is exactly the shit I would do if I was famous

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone