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[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

wait yes exactly

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽eheal 𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 @jacthequeen_]

I’ll never forget dating this man who had only one child btw. We were walking into a restaurant and I tried to switch sides becs I was closest to the street. I jokingly said something like, “The man is supposed to walk on this side,” and he replied, “Naw, I have a son.”

Basically saying that if a car comes, let it hit me becs he had a kid to live for. And you know what? You’re right! & that was l the exact moment I realized I couldn’t date men with kids.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I’ve learned more about 9/11 this year than I have in 25 years 😭

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

A bum ass, male centered bitch (gender neutral) will deadass look you in the face and say Chris Brown is touching him. Nobody doing it like Mike.

[#itsnuk💋 @meahhalle]

i don’t understand how you wanna be a nurse but fuck people niggas ???

[day @paradoxhers]

this is why the slim delicate petite beauty standards for women exist btw. men don't want women able to do this.

[C. @chynalexis]

this girl i went to school with announced she’s engaged… & her fiance randomly followed me. i posted a bikini pic on my story minding my business and he liked it…. this the shit i be talking about

[ibeemakingstuff @ibeemakingstuff]

When I was in middle school, I learned how to use my school ID to break into apartments with weak front door locks so I could stay warm in the basement. Nobody questioned a kid doing homework on top of a dryer, they just assumed I was doing laundry for a grandparent or something.

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

It creeps up on you. You slowly run out of friends on whose couch you can still reasonably crash, you run out of excuses to make for staying over at people's places and it slowly goes from three nights on the street in between having a bed to a full week, to weeks, to realizing-

[mayabear 🫧 @planetasiaa]

oh but let my user be “fuckthemdirtyasswhitecrackers” and my account would be gone in 2 seconds

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

My sister is the world champion of this and fair play to her.

She says it's not natural to be able to summon her attention at will. We are the first humans in history to be always on always reachable

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

Don’t know what postpartum means. What postpartum depression means. What postpartum psychosis means. What psychosis even means. What “hormones” mean. What insanity defence means. What “not guilty by reason of insanity” means. What a mistrial means.

Just dumb all round.

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

kids need to hear you defend them btw. when you see someone wronging them, don’t save it for a “grown folk’s conversation,” step in and say “you are not being fair to this child.” that’s critical for their self-esteem. many kids have never been shown that they’re worth defending.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

someone said "if you don't let people experience the consequences of their actions towards u, you will remain a safe place for their worst behavior" and I couldn't agree more

[Bibliophile 🎀 @CodingIncloud_]

We’re losing the ability to read beyond what is explicitly said. Context, subtext, implication, nuance, tone, these used to be things people naturally considered when interpreting communication. Now everything has to be taken literally and explained in the most explicit terms.

[Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

She intentionally chain smoked blunt after blunt and chugged Hennessey bottle after Hennessey bottle, likely with intent to miscarry but the baby survived and now she's refusing to get him the care that he needs for his hernia, clubbed feet and eyesight. Girl, fuck you and that lady.

[Big Stretch @Bigstretchburna]

I like when I say fuck both them niggas and nobody knows how to respond

[🧁🎀ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴅʏ🎀🧁 @ilovealkira]

Raven-Symoné saying That’s So Raven wasn’t a Black show is crazy asf 😭 You had a baldheaded Black daddy, a mama with locs AND you had VISIONS… girl, bffr 😭😭😭

[anna :) @little7death]

Being 26 is realizing that 30 is not old and 22 year olds are also literally babies