Mike Manders

Feeling good all the time

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

You can leave and come back, but home is never the same place it used to be.

[John Kiriakou @JohnKiriakou]

Folks, the Greek ambassadorship is open. President Trump, I know you love a dark horse candidate. Especially one who has been unjustly persecuted by the Obama DOJ.

If you want someone who knows Athens like the back of his hand from hunting terrorists, I’m your guy.

https://t.co/gKulLLXsS9

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Write a gym playlist, but make it only late 60s / early 70s deep cuts and loop it for 25 years

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

I know climate change is fake and all, yet somehow March thunderstorms feel strangely unfamiliar.

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

They’re all small potatoes

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

If these apple knockers try to tell me da yoop ain’t northern michigan I’ll flip a tit

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if taylor swift and travis kelce have a baby, it will usher in a new american baby boom as millions of 25-35yo women follow suit. not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families. a new golden era for america

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

AI startup idea; an app where @megynkelly reads you bedtime stories

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

What should we name our unborn son? @_gracedietrich and I are at odds

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Why hold down a day job when you could be doing this https://t.co/V1s2ONvfCM

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

That “virgin till marriage✌🏼” girl who only sleeps w/ married men https://t.co/4v3kW8gHLC

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Don’t use a koozie, freeze your fingers off. # beaman

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Never trust a dude who returns his beer cans neatly from the same box they came in

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Straight white guys at it again, smh https://t.co/p0ztZYruPM

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

@NorthwestMutual even if we had discretionary savings, we’re not forking it over to the newly minted “advisor” jocks who used to bully us in highschool

Sincerely, postgrad nerds

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Lucky to be alive ✌🏼

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

They say not to worry about what is outside one’s realm of control, but where to draw the line when one’s own words and actions influence that of others?

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

@toothmechanic1 @blueorigin @JeffBezos @PrimeVideo We deserve some variety

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

Medical drama in an OR
Medical drama in an ER
Medical drama in an ambulance
Medical drama in a burning building with axes
Medical drama in fatigues on a Black Hawk

@blueorigin & @JeffBezos medical drama in space w/ aliens & butt stuff on @PrimeVideo?

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

How do I explain to my wife that the dog doesn’t need the porch light on to go poop at night?

[Mike Manders @_manders_56]

@udemy should take it's own #Recession2023 course bc double charging your users and laying off your customer service team is not in the list of recession-proofing best practices