earth king

a creature of longing tending only to myself

[earth king @_mareezy_]

I AM ANGRY AND I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

[earth king @_mareezy_]

I’ve gotten really into bugs lately. If one lands on me I’ll sit there and watch it for a little bit. Most of them just rub their front limbs together like they’re plotting world domination. How cute for them!

[earth king @_mareezy_]

My favorite coffee shop is run by the grumpiest little twink I’ve ever seen and everyday I call him pal and today he called me pal first and smiled at me.

I did it!!!! I befriended a grumpy twink!!!! Happy pride everyone!!!!!

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

If I say that Robert Pattinson is Nicole Kidman’s one and only daughter does that make sense to everyone

[earth king @_mareezy_]

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she is compelled to learn German in 30 days

[earth king @_mareezy_]

Cancelled a date because I wanted to finish bingeing White Lotus and I think this is what Audrey has been talking about when she says I gotta decenter men

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[earth king @_mareezy_]

The summer I couldn’t stop listening to Free Bird

Also, it’s spring

[earth king @_mareezy_]

When I die, hold my celebration of life at a brewery

[earth king @_mareezy_]

No clue who I’m talking to but it’s either the internet or the goats outside

[earth king @_mareezy_]

Convinced Florence Welch wrote the entirety of Everybody Scream in one sitting after reading Slewfoot

[earth king @_mareezy_]

Listen to Witch Dance and tell me that ain’t the most Abitha Williams consorting with the devil coded shit you ever heard

[earth king @_mareezy_]

@NotPatSwayze …clothes?

[earth king @_mareezy_]

Ever eat pie out of a ziploc?

[earth king @_mareezy_]

I am a wine and beer girly till I die. Get your fruity cocktails and whiskey glasses the fuck away from me.

[earth king @_mareezy_]

Ya sex is cool. But have you ever laid in the woods with your tiddies out, sobbing to Florence + The Machine while butterflies and bees land on your tummy?

[earth king @_mareezy_]

“Also I’m teaching a 2 hour vinyasa flow class next week set completely to Radiohead”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

jessica lange, 1974

[earth king @_mareezy_]

Finishing books is excruciatingly painful

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.