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[brian updates @weaktwigs]

FANTASY MACHINE

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

You know the walk is nasty when the homeless man starts yelling at you to stop voguing

[Madonna @Madonna]

Shut up jealous bitches! I hope you are as fun loving and adventurous as me when you're my age!!!! Hahahha let's see

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

https://t.co/DZmnkM4hAz

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

@KWEENOFlNSOMNIA I didnt know that was happening

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Top 5 Carrie Bradshaw fumbles:

1. Piss kink politician played by Will Slattery
2. Sean the bisexual (and subsequently Alanis Morrisette)
3. Prematurely ejaculating Justin Theroux
4. The guy who stole books
5. Timothy Olyphant (I know and I don’t care)

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

@chribdotnet Okay …

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@finelylesberg @jakebrodes Same

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It’s genuinely a miracle my mom went full-term and delivered healthy births 3 times

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

I didn't realize how ignorant I was of human diabetes until my cat got cat diabetes and I'm kind of horrified with myself now

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

@popiridescence It’s a lot but it starts out as a show about a bunch of horny interns at an investment bank competing to earn a permanent spot with the company

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@kissmeriver

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Female rap from 2018 to now is basically a modern fall of the Tang Dynasty and beginning of the Five Dynasties & Ten Kingdoms era

[She’s Fishy ➐ @ShesFishy]

Fans think Trim may have shaded Ice Spice after going live and saying, “Don’t get no tattoos. Don’t even mark it on your body, cause you’re not the princess.” 😩

Ice Spice recently got “Princess” tattooed on her hand. 👀

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

@thebnhd I love it

[m🌼n🌸p🌼ly ph🌸nic @MonopolyPhonic]

Oklou headlining primavera because everyone after was cancelled … god works in mysterious ways

[emma @emmatranter_]

May December was so on the nose about the era of true crime dramas we're in, all these middlebrow adaptations so convinced they're doing something profound and necessary like they're any different to the tacky made-for-tv movies of auld

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

this tik tok changing twitter and the english language forever

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

@jk_rowling Oh my god, SHUT UP