rina

professional shade thrower || slu t&f alum

[rina @_marinawhite]

“The patient you’ll be sitting with is 6’7” and just had a fall in the room. Oh and they also have a history of aggression”

Me wondering what my 120lb bag of limbs is about to do, other than snap in half, if they fall or get aggressive:

[rina @_marinawhite]

But when you go in with the day shift nurse the only comment they make is that the patient’s abdominal girth (that parents refuse to wake the child for so it gets done in day shift) wasn’t measured

[rina @_marinawhite]

When ur 2 y/o patient wakes at the sound of an eye blink but somehow you manage to get vitals during the night (TWICE) without disturbing them and think parents will be thankful

[rina @_marinawhite]

Uh okay mom

[rina @_marinawhite]

I really used leave practice in spandex and a sports bra, and walk down grand back to my apartment 🤔

[rina @_marinawhite]

@Conner_Bonner Ope

[rina @_marinawhite]

OUT OF POCKET

[rina @_marinawhite]

Yeah, imma need y’all to stop asking me for money @SLU_Official

[rina @_marinawhite]

Somehow I manage to partially injure myself during a code???????

[rina @_marinawhite]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TEACH YOUR DOGS NOT TO JUMP ON PEOPLE

[rina @_marinawhite]

Great time to have to need new rear tires 🥴

[rina @_marinawhite]

There is no bigger compliment than being wanted by a 4 year old

There’s also nothing more soul crushing than being dismissed/rejected by a 4 year old 😂😂😂

[rina @_marinawhite]

The other day at work I was going in to say bye to my patient and introduce their night nurse. Child life was in playing with the patient

[rina @_marinawhite]

This kid looks at me and says “no. You stay.”

Turns to the night nurse and the girl from child life, points to them and says “you can leave”’

[rina @_marinawhite]

@yesterdaydomo I was just like.... ??????

now I’m just gonna go along with it 😂

[rina @_marinawhite]

Not only did my coworkers think I had a hip replacement, they thought I had A DOUBLE HIP REPLACEMENT

Like chill y’all I am 26????

[rina @_marinawhite]

Would “rather lick the covid virus off a hospital floor than attend this” be an acceptable response on a jury duty questionnaire???

Asking for myself

[rina @_marinawhite]

@_nylcaj

[rina @_marinawhite]

It physically pains me to drive 60 on the highway