MF

ya so we’ll see

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[MF @_mark_fagan]

My tweet traffic is down 90% YoY.

I have to assume it’s due to callous remarks ive made about Elon and NOT due to worsening content quality.

To the loyal 8 followers who do see my tweets - I will fight for what is right and overcome this shadowban

[MF @_mark_fagan]

Care to explain what the hell is going on here? @NYTGames

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

some crazy ass nights we'll never remember with people we'll never forget

[Mo @fruitpibble]

Klarna is such a beautiful name for a baby girl

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[marneus palgar @famoushorse]

this is the kinda shit you hear a roman general ignored before losing 98% of his legion

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Hearing Bob Seger’s voice triggers what I like to call my primal whiteness

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Sun Tzu actually has an entire section in The Art of War about screaming at the other side to open a strategic route on your own personal social media platform

[MF @_mark_fagan]

Filing my taxes on April fools so when the IRS comes after me for saying I donated $20k to charity, I have an easy out

[Zito @_Zeets]

Asher Roth in 2009:

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just can’t believe that the inaugural owner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man there's no way I read that right! Right? Ain't no WAY Bill Belichick ain't 1st Ballot HOF!! That's IMPOSSIBLE, EGREGIOUS, and quite frankly DISRESPECTFUL!

[MF @_mark_fagan]

Running the microwave and posting up by it while watching short form videos >>>>

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if you open the microwave door quick enough while it’s still running you can catch some of the radiation and it feels good as hell

[KP @kj_paul]

black beatles in the city

[jovan @ehjovan]

there are lowk two versions of “gen z” the ones with older millennial siblings and the ones without and theres a big difference tbh

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Lol my buddy is too much, he was crushed to death in the town square and his first words were "more weight" 😂😭 His last words were, "Way Less Weight"