Local Zero

Geordie gobshite. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos. 🎙️True Faith Newcastle United Podcast contributor @tfNUFC

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Not the only calculus that’s important to consider.

[Ridge & Frost @RidgeandFrost]

'London will be less safe', says Sir Mark Rowley, after London mayor Sadiq Khan blocked a contract between Palantir and the Metropolitan police ⬇️

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Arteta would’ve died if Arsenal were playing

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

It's not just the exploitation of a tragedy.

JD Vance's picture of Britain - where migrants have led to a crime surge - is the opposite of the truth.

https://t.co/y5El5FUj7v

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

This World Cup is going to be absolute dogshit.

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🔍 Exclusive pics of tomorrow’s playing surface in Tampa that awaits England

👇 Full story below w/ @MikeKeegan_DM

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Kitchens are about to get interesting.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Reform's Makerfield candidate Rob Kenyon condemns the violence against police in Southampton over Henry Nowak's murder

"Violence is not the answer to this.... Reform's policy is to ban knives... ban knives completely"

#BBCQT

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Lawmakers really have no idea how technology works.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government will soon force Apple and Google to stop children from being able to send, receive, view or share naked pictures on their phones - including porn

[@thetimes]

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Ben Jacobs, man. Absolutely laughable 😂😂😂

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester City do have a buy-back clause for Morgan Rogers and have held conversations about potentially triggering it.

[@JacobsBen]

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Credit where it’s due.

Top-level shithousery.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

Karma. #NUFC

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

PSG…

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Just a reminder that Slot won the Premier League and the following season they regressed and finished 5th. He was judged on the here and now and not past success. That is how ambitious clubs operate #NUFC

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Nagelsmann dunking on Newcastle again and he’s absolutely right.

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

🎖️ | @_pauljoyce: Liverpool made strong contact with Anthony Gordon’s camp only to discover that he preferred a move to Barcelona.

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

[Noah Hartley @NoahHartley96]

Understand Nottingham Forest have made enquiries about the availability of Anthony Elanga

Newcastle are exploring a possible swap deal in return

#NUFC #NFFC

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

I can’t remember the last time I was this happy to see a player leave Newcastle.

That fee for a player that’s had one solitary good season in his entire career makes no sense to me.

He’s got the ability, it’s just whether he can live up to it consistently. We’ll see.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🎥 🛩️ EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon boarding his flight to Barcelona!
🇪🇸 The winger has agreed a £70m move to #Barca and will have his medical this afternoon.
5️⃣ ✍🏼 Gordon will sign a five-year deal at the Nou Camp.
🤝 Here is Gordon with his representative Adam Dugdale, who thrashed out the big money transfer in the last 48 hours….
✈️ 💨 Gordon has just taken off in the last few minutes…
#NUFC #Barca

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

Cannot wait for him to leave. €80m for him is daft money.

Good start to the transfer window but it’s all for nothing if we can’t bring in quality players early. The job starts now.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith]

Tony Blair: Wow, get a load of AI. We should probably cut welfare somewhat. Also, we should be involved in the Iran War for some reason.

Broadsheet columnist: Say what you like about the man, but the sophistication of his analysis is unparalleled.

[Local Zero @_markreynolds]

This season was bad enough and next season our players are all going to be dressed as the fucking Doppler effect, man.

[Opaleak @opaleak]

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