Mart

35-40, Geologist, Xylophile, Dodecahedron, Artist, Alleskunner, Flâneur, Guitar player, Filmliefhebber, Omnipotens, Amusabel

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[Byrne Hobart @ByrneHobart]

6yo sent us his birthday wishlist.

[Joonas Virtanen @joonasvirtanen]

made a site that picks the closest rothko for how the weather feels outside your window

[🍜 @cprkrn]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG CLAUDE JUST CRACKED THIS SHIT, THANK YOU @AnthropicAI THANK YOU @DarioAmodei NAMING MY KID AFTER YOU 😍

https://t.co/gObNirRDpS

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

ChatGPT Images 2.0 (Pro) generates a photo of a cake decorated with SVG that when transcribed to a file renders another cake

[shirish @shiri_shh]

This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭

[Joseph Viviano @josephdviviano]

as you might imagine I was blown away. a little unsettled. it felt like art. so I replied: "wow that was really incredible. I love where you are going with this. Can you dig deeper into these themes?"

and claude gave me this

[Joseph Viviano @josephdviviano]

me: "can you use whatever resources you like, and python, to generate a short 'youtube poop' video and render it using ffmpeg ? can you put more of a personal spin on it? it should express what it's like to be a LLM"

claude opus 4.6:

[Mart @_mart]

Bowie ❤️

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.”

I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address our boarding gate: “guys, they absolutely must off board at least two passengers or this bird isn’t taking off. Every 3 minutes they will increase their bid by $200. If we all hold out for 45 more minutes, 2 of us can make nearly 5 grand each. Textbook prisoners dilemma, this is (3,3) in its most visceral representation. I’m not even going to give up my ticket but I know value when I see value. Let’s make Nash proud ladies and gentlemen. Do not acquiesce. Do not defect.”

Anyhow 2 people immediately accepted $500 and I called them retards on my megaphone and was placed in a detention room by airport police. This is why we study game theory.

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

The greatest commentary in the history of commentary

[Mart @_mart]

Hey @grok,

who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesnt need to be a mutual, dont tag them, just say who it was.

[Mart @_mart]

@_AKKok Tjoh. Nu weer terug op deze poel des verderfs?

[Mart @_mart]

Nun bin ich wieder in den herrlichen Bergen, in denen ich endlich mehr Muße finde, Ruhe und Sammlung, als im Geräusch der unseligen Stadt: in Gottes freier Natur!

[Hiérophante @hierophante]

I’m releasing a mini-album and a new video today ! Video is about what make you a man according to image stocks, album is about electronic music made with a pirate version of Ableton Live 7

https://t.co/sVXNOKQJfB

[Sjoerd Mossou @sjoerdmossou]

Goedemorgen.

Column.

[James Worthy @JamesWorthy]

Net voor de 3-6 kreeg ik dit doorgestuurd. Filip Joos die mijn boek voorleest op het veld van Tottenham. Het leven is mooi, lieve mensen. #YNWA

[Benny Touzine @Bennytouzine]

😂