mary

[mary @_mary_houle]

“how can you eat that and stay so skinny?!”

how about we stop asking that. just because i’m eating something “unhealthy” or “fattening” at this moment does not mean i eat like this all day, every day. or maybe keep your opinion about my body to yourself.

[mary @_mary_houle]

just booked tickets to FLORIDA to see my BEST FRIEND in 2 MONTHS YESS

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[mary @_mary_houle]

burnt my WHOLE hand makin chicken. used my aloe vera plant to see if it would actually soothe the burn and lemme tell ya.. we should stop messin with nature it does perfectly fine on its own.

[mary @_mary_houle]

lol why is everyone sooo disappointing

[mary @_mary_houle]

the bf and I are planning to meet at a coffee shop so I texted him when I was leaving and he texted me saying “OK I’m leaving now” so I called him and he was brushing his teeth

[mary @_mary_houle]

takin a hot bath in the middle of the day because i’m just freeezing all the time #up

[mary @_mary_houle]

the after workout soreness is THE best feeling

[mary @_mary_houle]

i miss Germanyyy

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human came home today. with a new stuffed fren for me. they called it a koala. and as they knelt down to hand it over. they mentioned it could use. all the love i have right now

[mary @_mary_houle]

wow what a rollercoaster of emotions this morning

[mary @_mary_houle]

whenever i complain to john about having cramps at work he brings me chocolate in some form .. to work.... every single time

[mary @_mary_houle]

pineapple is dang goood on pizza ok idc

[mary @_mary_houle]

i asked my bf to promise we would be together forever and he goes “babe i don’t have to promise you know we are going to be. but i promise anyways. i promise we will be together forever”

[mary @_mary_houle]

people. can we stop complaining about the weather? thanks a bunch

[mary @_mary_houle]

being a manager means that 6 people ask you 2 questions as soon as you walk in the door and you haven’t even clocked in yet

[mary @_mary_houle]

IN TWO DAYS IM GOIN TO KENTUCKY !!

[mary @_mary_houle]

really wish i had disney+ i could go for allll the disney movies rn

[mary @_mary_houle]

making mistakes at my job stresses me out i’m always like “omg imma get fired” and then have to find a new job and not do this one anymore and then i’m like

hmm 🤔 maybe that doesn’t sound half bad

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

could you please do that thing. where you hold me