Mary J

I AM a unique snowflake. Just like everybody else.

[Mary J @_maryjane]

My entire Twitter search history:
Edwin Encarnacion
Jose Bautista
Blue Jays
Ted Cruz zodiac killer

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Officially name Key West airport as Jimmy Buffett airport. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OqvzcA9w7Z via @Change

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Back where he belongs ❤️

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Blue Jay FOREVER 💙

#JoeyBats will sign a one-day contract and retire a Toronto Blue Jay!

[Mary J @_maryjane]

He made me laugh, he made me cry, this makes my heart so happy. I can’t wait to watch. I know Ryan Reynolds will do us proud.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

With John Candy trending, I’ll just say I love him. So much so, @maximumeffort is working on a documentary on his life with @colinhanks. Expect tears.

[Mary J @_maryjane]

New Yorkers are prodigious horn honkers and I fucking love it.

[Mary J @_maryjane]

I unlocked $32 Rush tickets for The Minutes on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/nDcYNRdC6v

[Mary J @_maryjane]

A weather report I can get behind

[Mary J @_maryjane]

There was definitely crying in baseball tonight. ❤️ Welcome home!

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Our city. Our fans. Our home.

After 670 days, it's time to PLAY BALL! 🇨🇦

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Vladdy is a ledge.

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Enjoy your fireworks while my dogs cower under the bed. Again. Happy Canada Day.

P.S. fireworks are bullshit

[Mary J @_maryjane]

It would be great if the city actually enforced these fireworks rules. Fireworks have been a near daily occurrence in Ward 20 since before Victoria Day. Instead of tweeting, send enforcement officers to any park, any evening to educate fireworks enthusiasts.

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

Enjoy Toronto’s open spaces! But remember that fireworks are banned in parks and on beaches. Fireworks are also not permitted on a street, in a parking lot or on other people's private property. Learn about fireworks rules at https://t.co/07elllURe4

[Mary J @_maryjane]

John Tory : Ban fireworks in Toronto (use only silent fireworks). - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/sv6cDUNZxX via @CdnChange

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Watching the ball game on tv, drinking beer and eating hot dogs is just like being there, amirite …. right? #letsgobluejays

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

I pledge allegiance to the lewks. https://t.co/IMmTlbH2kJ

[Mary J @_maryjane]

This. Is. Amazing.

[Felicity Morse @FelicityMorse]

What you need right now is an incredibly talented woman in a fantastic dress playing jazz on the bagpipes, you do

[Mary J @_maryjane]

@metromorning This is Hank and Morty, our two Texas twisters, brought to Canada by Red Dog Rescue. Never a dull moment with these two little low riders.

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Please vote America, the world can’t afford 4 more years of D. Dump.

“Trump’s “best hope” is to undermine the validity of mail-in ballots counted after Nov 3, in order to drum up doubt and potentially get the Supreme Court he packed with conservatives to hand him the election.”

[sean woods @SeanWoods12]

A Guide to Watching the Election Without Losing Your Mind https://t.co/om7mC88WbY via @RollingStone

[Mary J @_maryjane]

Bravo @donwinslow #springsteen #AmericaNeedsPennsylvania

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

NEW: #AmericaNeedsPennsylvania w/ Bruce @springsteen !

Donald Trump arrives in Pennsylvania later today.

We need more than **1 MILLION VIEWS** before he lands.

Please RETWEET and QUOTE RETWEET.

!!! TURN VOLUME UP LOUD !!!

[Mary J @_maryjane]

National Dog Day, 2020.

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

I thought the virus was bad but it’s nothing compared to these big dumb husband’s strolling through the background of video conference calls.

[Mary J @_maryjane]

@Jeaniehm Absolutely gorgeous!