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@alyshiahkay Idk what grade***

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@alyshiahkay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 use remember what grade we were in. I want to say freshman year ahahahahha

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@sarah_ndipity27 I feel that way at kohls all the time tho maybe it was the energy kohls gives

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The only time I hit the curb is when I’m at the Starbucks drive thru

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I can always tell when Maddys awake she’s busting the house down

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We have got to stop giving moms flowers for Mother’s Day
I kill all the plants I’m sorry rip

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I love when school age doesn’t have school bc I feel like a celebrity the way they pump me up when I walk in!!!

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It’s literally like all the land for sale in Fairfield county is no mess than 70k lol love that

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Y’all I cannot cilantro is so nasty

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When I teach community helpers I’m skipping all the government jobs. I’m teaching about the baristas at Starbucks, and the McDonald’s fry guy. These are heroes in a different cape

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Me: talking about bright colors causing overstimulation in an early childhood classroom
Teacher who’s been in the field for nearly 50 yrs: not in my preschool
This is why you keep up on professional development and current research 😜

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No I breastfed for 11 months 😳 🪡 🎈

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I cannot get out of bed with the sun not shining

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@sarah_ndipity27 I used that organic L brand it’s cool for me but I’ve heard great things on a cup!!!

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Stop trying to talk ASL to me if Ms Rachel hasn’t taught it or it’s not 1 single vocab word idk it

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@TweetGoTheRobin What kind of answers did family feud even have up there lmfao 🤦🏾‍♀️ hahahaha

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I just mopped my kitchen my house smells organically clean

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@sarah_ndipity27 You might b low on iron & magnesium take supplements or eat foods high in it and it should help a lil 🫶

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@sarah_ndipity27 Do it