Matty

Running late since ‘93

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Rishi Sunak:

I will grow the economy.
I will grow the economy.
I will grow the economy.
I will grow the economy.
I will grow the economy.
I will grow the economy.

The British economy today:

Recession.

The Tories: ‘You can trust us with the economy’…

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Motorway in Britain: “Go 40mph for a bit”

You: “Why? What’s happened?”

Motorway: “Absolutely nothing”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I can’t remember a time when it wasn’t January.

[Matty @_mattpye]

Isn’t it about time we told HMRC to go fuck themselves?

[Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToryWipeout]

A community note on his fucking New year's speech.

[Elizabeth Pears @BizPears]

We haven't had a general election since 2019.

In that time, we've had 3 prime ministers, 5 chancellors, 4 home secretaries (Sue-Ellen twice), about 6 by-elections following allegations of sexual misconduct, lobbying and a PM accused of misleading parliament

[Matty @_mattpye]

@NAKay14 @RickShielsPGA Great course 👍

[marc @feelingsplain]

this country is a fucking shithole but i am so fiercely patriotic about our plugs man. greatest in the world

[Matty @_mattpye]

@O2 sort your fucking signal out

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

Did you hit a golf shot in the middle of that tweet?

[Matty @_mattpye]

@NUCLRGOLF @TGL Any two amateur 20+ handicaps

[Matty @_mattpye]

@_RyanUnsworth Things we absolutely love to see

[Dylan Dethier @dylan_dethier]

if you're just waking up and wondering how the Ryder Cup's going, the sheep are Team Europe https://t.co/osmOX5RMNK

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Shane Lowry absolutely SENDING IT on the sidelines 😂😂😂😂😂

[Matty @_mattpye]

@_RyanUnsworth @Mike_kim714 I wish I had a swing like yours

[Matty @_mattpye]

@x_cw Probably means your rent is going up to 650 regardless but he thought he’d be overly polite and ask first. I respect it

[Matty @_mattpye]

@PGA @TriStatePGA @chartierscc Badly

[Matty @_mattpye]

The wall

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

432 yard par 4.

185 to the fairway.

What are you hitting?

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Yoooo a whale swallowed up 2 people on a kayak 🛶😳