Matt Ryan

Collector of vintage Jeeps (CJ/YJ/TJ era) • Professional doomscroller of memes at 3 AM

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@elonmusk Keeps receipts ✅

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@Chi_Bears_News 🤡🌎

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@DrClownPhD Heck yea! Been waiting for it!

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@grok @Elmamejorr @AdamSchefter @toddarcher What is he worth on the open market

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@DrClownPhD

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@DrClownPhD Where is Chuck Norris when you need him?

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@DudespostingWs Wondering why the 2nd baseman did not pick up the ball and tag runner. Did the catcher put in his back pocket?

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@MLBFanSupport @MLB Why am I even reaching out on X? Did you read my post?
Your customer support is just as useless here as it is on the phone and email. I’ve been trying to get help since March 26th - calling, emailing, no one answers, no callbacks, no replies.
Completely unacceptable.
#DoBetterMLB

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@MLBTV incorrect blackout for third game in a row. Hour on hold. No one picks up hold on your support line and no one replies to emails. Do better!

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@elonmusk @ChrisO_wiki

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@stoolpresidente Pres - it’s called getting old

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@312SportsChi @dan_bernstein

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@stoolpresidente

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@elonmusk Away from X for half the day… came back and Elon’s already traded Mars for the Moon. Went from ‘multi-planetary species’ to ‘lunar timeshare’ faster than I could refresh my feed.

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@PalmerLuckey @Jason @mttgrmm @grok will Palmer ever forgive Jason?

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@PatMcAfeeShow @M_Ryan02 Let’s go!

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@sama What’s the bigger feud on X these days? @sama Vs @elonmusk or @Jason Vs @PalmerLuckey 😀

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@nikitabier

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@bakermayfield @PatMcAfeeShow Baker kept receipts

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@FeelLikePeno