Matthew Grafton

I make questionable decisions, because I don’t ask questions // Texas A&M Nuclear Engineering

[Matthew Grafton @_MattyGee_]

I miss my dog

[Navy Football @NavyFB]

fear the goat

#GoNavy | #RollGoats

[Billy Liucci @billyliucci]

BREAKING: Per multiple sources, Texas A&M set to part ways with Jimbo Fisher as early as today.

Decision was reached at the recommendation of the Athletic Dept/University president during last Thursday's Board of Regents meeting.

[🇲🇦 @3tinibousa]

Parents ‼️ Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. Just found a HAMAS BASE inside of this Snickers bar.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Shake & bake baby 🤜🤛 🏁

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/Kp8d3b4JZS

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Taking him to the dog park ❤️

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: We see whales washing up on shore because of the wind. Those turbines out in the ocean are unbelievably expensive. So the whales will be very happy about that

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Northeast tower. Subject covered in mud & staggering. Released to sober friend. Ejected. Subject pushed away from friend and tried to enter stadium. Arrested. #BTHObama

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My bad🙏

[Matthew Grafton @_MattyGee_]

Concerning…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WE GOT A FAN IN THE WATER

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#WATCH: As a baseball Fan was Denied Entry into Phillies Game after Attempting to Bring Emotional Support Alligator

📌#Philadelphia | #PA

On Wednesday, a fan was denied entry to Citizens Bank Park when he tried to bring in an emotional support alligator named Wally. Wally the alligator is to help him with his depression. The Phillies' official website states that only dogs, service animals, or service animals in training are permitted, and all other animals, including Wally the alligator, are not allowed inside the ballpark.

[Matthew Grafton @_MattyGee_]

The EPA can lick my balls

[Vaqueros de Dallas @Vaqueros_Dallas]

LOS COWBOYS GANAN !!!🤠🤩

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind

[Matthew Grafton @_MattyGee_]

Well of course lady driving a minivan full of children, please drive 10 feet behind me on the highway while I have a 500 pound generator in the back of my truck

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Truly legendary run

[Matthew Grafton @_MattyGee_]

I need lizard time