Maudlin TheBand

We're a band.

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@LauraLoomer You know who else was fest to alligators? BLACK BABIES.
You all voted the same as the K. K. K.

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@JillianSed Just found this tweet after googling Butthole Surfer vs. BECK.
100% SAME SONG.

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@ismybandcool Sidewalk**

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@elonmusk - GET OIT OF CHRISTMAS TOWN!!!

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@lyzl This reminds me so much of you @HusonKris

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@markmallman Oh," what child will you choose to save at the end of the world?" - this is chaos. NO THANK YOU!

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@scullness The job offers that social media person is getting are well deserved.

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@DJJasonNagel It's OBVIOUSLY the police.

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"OK, so it's carrier pigeons that are still alive and ............ passenger pigeons that are still dead."
#shitpriscillasays

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"Sometimes my brain does brain stuff, ok! Just because you have a brain and I have a brain doesn't mean your brain doesn't do brain stuff too!"
#shitpriscillasays

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Oktoberfest Artist Spotlight: Maudlin

@_maudlin_ writes songs about the human experience and things that go “bump” in the night. This power trio will hook you with one listen. Their live show is guaranteed to be a blast.

Tickets are available at https://t.co/g0zg1y9i0f

[Summerfest @Summerfest]

Summerfest will require a COVID-19 vaccination or negative COVID-19 test result within 72 hours to attend the fest, including Wednesday @amfam Amphitheater shows. Kids under 12 will be required to wear a mask. Get all the details and see our FAQ at https://t.co/66THgpvXLO

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@BarbAbney Hugs!

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@BarbAbney Hope they're cold and meatball.

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"I would rather look like a hedgehog impersonating Jack Nicholson than actual Jack Nicholson" #ShitPriscillaSays

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@faithboblett Realizing my self-depricating tweet came off passive aggressive. Classic.

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That month when your garage door opener or tuner doesn't work because you gave your last working battery to @faithboblett for her snark in an emergency

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@kfaiplaylist Yay!

[Resting Fun Face @PriscillaP]

Just a millennial parent trying to re-raise my inner child & actual children out of past PTSDs, run a business while maintaining an anti-capitalist mindset, convince other parents I'm not a fuck up, have a music career while old, and just wash this asshole spoon without incident.