theshivmeister

“the naked man fears no pickpocket” - Sun Tzu probably

[Carter Yates @Carter_Yates16]

Glass half full: Holy Hell Cam Coleman is insane

Glass half empty: Plz don’t tell me the guy who threw that ball is the guy I think threw that ball

[Dhruv Singal @alphatozeta8148]

Personally I'm waiting for the Costco Kirkland Signature LLM to drop

[Zach Wilson @Zachly]

Anthropic with Fable and Iran with the Strait of Hormuz are basically the same thing

[27. @dimvji]

two days at your parents house can undo years of personal growth

[Osama @Osamadev_]

@robj3d3 lmaooooooo

we will fucking do everything but reading hahahhahahahahahhaha

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 10 Sundays.

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

Horrifying to be listening to a human being speak and realize they’re just a vessel for Claude

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

@Polymarket They’ll make it all back when the pentagon starts drawing up offensive strike plans on whatever 3rd world shithole the ref is from and has to order pizza

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

The New York Jets have threatened to play football soon

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

A powerful statement

[Ayushi☄️ @iyoushetwt]

Meta invested $73B into this

[kitze @thekitze]

"license and registration pls"

mf can't u take a pic of my plates and hit like an api or something

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

No babe your rank is perfect, the higher ones take too long to queue with anyways

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

it's so cool how anyone can decide to questmaxx their life simply by flying American Airlines and thus turning every mundane trip into an Odyssey-style epic journey of taking 10 years and infinite diversions to get home

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[🐈‍⬛ @milosmiata]

heard a guy speaking spanish on the phone say “como the fuck” 😭

[PurpleDrinkCapital @PurpleDrink_LLC]

It’s not the bull market

You’re an absolute genius

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

nah im just not gonna run npm install anymore