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LOSSES | @MrBeast

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First of 2026

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Okay so if I can make 32% on 10k account($3,200) and make number 10 on 10k leaderboard at FTMO in a week , then 32% on my 200k account should be 64k?
alright .
2026 here we come !

[𝑨𝑹𝑴𝒀𝑩𝑶𝒀🎖📊 @Armyboysmc]

Me: *opens chart in public*

Random guy: “Are you a Trader?”

Me: “No o, I just dey learn”

[sammi atimodu mubarak @sammi_siraji]

@cdrafrica @Dont_Be__Lazy When a crime is not punished quickly, people feel it is safe to do wrong. Ecclesiastes 8:11

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@nosLi_J @_nazatrades I dey go gym now o , I Dey leave you behind 🤣

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@bigtee_na Good morning, Happy Sunday🫶🏼

[IS THIS TWEET AI GENERATED? @StudentByNature]

So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs

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@Denzelreezy @samuelhassan043 @AU79executioner 😂text looks AI assisted af😭

[ٌ🇬🇭 @1GTA__]

I think I need to start investing in dialysis machines because I'll make more money in the next 5-10 years

[Steve Burns @SJosephBurns]

When someone asks me what a stop loss is I show them this.

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

“You just got lucky.”

Me for 6 years straight:

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography
Avoid pornography

Yield to the Holy Spirit!!

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Basically the three things I do most of the time in one picture

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@lil_mss3 @ASA__ODOGWU T.e.d , but I’m usually on streamer mode , what’s yours?

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@youknowsharr @ASA__ODOGWU @youknowsharr T.e.d , but I’m usually on streamer mode , what’s yours?

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@ASA__ODOGWU Wanna play sometime?

[voided @voided]

That one bro with no girlfriend, no social life and unemployed who just looks at crypto charts and lose money all day

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I hear my mom telling our relative on the phone that I'm right next to her and I'm available to talk to

[DMT 🌎💫 @thisisdmt01]

One day I’ll wake up, brush my teeth, take a bath, dress nicely, eat good food, step out of my house, and go buy a car.

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@pchidiebere2 Fr fr

[lynk @lynk0x]

Investors trying to predict the market.

The market: