Mundane Maya

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Update: I nuh drinking rn 🤤

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Me everyday this week: I nuh drinking tomorrow 🥴🥴

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Me everyday this week: I nuh drinking tomorrow 🥴🥴

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

@mitthy_e A preventable headache.

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

What is a fete?

[sunshine snack @extrasweetsauce]

Ah just wanna wine in somebody fete 😩

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

I and all forget

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

I must say 10/10

[Vivienne @miss_vivi_mua]

“ A culture of Narcissism is NOT a place where love can flourish “ - @HoodHealer

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

@extrasweetsauce What is a man?

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

I call blinking. No one else can blink.

[Shari Petti 🪩 🐎 @sharipettiii]

Why do ppl act as if more than one person isn’t allowed to do the same thing?

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Send me the time you were born.

[douxdoux head @phildpplman]

Nudes are so played out.

Send me your mother’s maiden and the name of your first pet.

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Male Aquarians actually make me throw up a little. @sharipettiii

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Soooo what’s the WORST Zodiac sign y’all ever dated in the history of mankind? Lemme know what your sign is too. Tryna see something real quick.

[Shari Petti 🪩 🐎 @sharipettiii]

Who was the first person to let ppl get away with cutting a wing in half and calling it two wings? I just wanna talk.

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

@phildpplman Vapes will kill u https://t.co/LcfF2vuGKm

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Bret: I go make you soooooooooo wet
Bret: *skips foreplay*
#hurricaneseason
#fuckboyseason
#TropicalStormBret

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

*rain gets heavier*
*checks river level*
*rain eases up*
*checks river level*
#TSBret

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Hmmmm... like @StormBret taking requests. How long allyuh want this weekend to last?

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Can't sleep, go on twitter. Read #TropicalStormBret reports, bamcee clapping. The weekend that would never end...

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

I just said "pelt it Friday". Double entendre much? #TGIF

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Tfw you post something really profound and no one likes it so you go on twitter for sympathy.

[Mundane Maya @_mayaxl]

Sitting down talking to my sister. She on Instagram, I'm on Twitter. #socialmedia