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[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

:( cancel the show eme

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande is no longer part of ‘American Horror Story’ Season 13 due to scheduling conflicts.

(https://t.co/0LkdUCt3q5)

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

what the fuck

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Instagram now allows users to create AI images using other people’s public photos.

Users can generate AI images from public profiles by tagging accounts in their prompts.

(https://t.co/YRMa3DoYce)

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

BACHILOG </3

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[🍊 @orsnges]

mahal na mahal kita jollibee

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

one of the best birthdays ever 🥹

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

our family wtf 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You're in hell. You're staying with one of those families that seemingly never eats. They skip breakfast. Lunch rolls around and everyone says, “I'm not really hungry.” There are no snacks anywhere. Then they don't eat dinner until like 8PM.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

tangina ang lala hahahaha

[Pattaas 🍉 @jokeperaalta]

Women have no obligation to contribute to a society that denies them basic rights. Let the society perish.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[shayma @roundthefurr]

a very dear genre of posts to me

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

got back into genshin and sumeru's archon quest is actually good O.O

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

@JVEscuredo ateee omg this is eczema nagkaganan din ako sa kamay kasi chem HAHAHAHA

[church boi santino @childstarchive]

karen: “what is blythe trying to prove?”

blythe “it’s not right for people to assume na everytime a woman dresses up in a certain way, people want to ask what are you trying to prove because i don’t think people ask the same questions to men”

THATS GEN Z QUEEN RIGHT THERE

[Summer Jaeger @SummrWrites]

No bestie, you cannot pay me to crochet something for you.

First of all, the yarn for that project costs $50.

It’s going to take 60 hours to complete. If you’re offering me minimum wage (but I’ve been doing this for years so really?),

60 x $15.15 = $909
+ cost of yarn = $959

That blanket is gonna run you almost $1,000. 😅

And that is why you cannot find real crocheted items in stores.

And why you should hug your grandmama when she crochets something for you.

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

@bryzram0s icb im witnessing ur twink death emiii

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

may board games community ba sa elbi kasi im on the verge of becoming a geek

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

my kitten started choking again today (y’all who follow me know this mf STAY CHOKING😭) & thank god i know the cat heimlich because it’s one of the scariest things when your pet starts to choke.

so here’s my bi-monthly “you should learn the cat heimlich if you have cats” tweet

[maya 🦉 @_mayube]

bat naman ang fucking hirap humanap ng dice throne 😭😭😭