Matt Kennedy

I tell computers what to do. Sometimes, they listen.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Kind of amazing.

Trump 2024 is a legal defense fund and co-conspirator hush fund disguised as a presidential campaign. https://t.co/uPwWEJpN4e

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Are we going to have another edition of Americans complaining about the very thing they do and have always done?

[Christopher Miller @ChristopherJM]

🙄🙄🙄 Not a single thing RFK says here is even remotely accurate.
-Not “the” Ukraine.
-US didn’t “push” Ukraine into war twice; Russia invaded twice.
-Zelensky didn’t run on or sign Minsk 2.
-Minsk 2 wasn’t 2019 or 2022; it was 2015.
-Putin didn’t withdraw troops, he sent more.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Oooh, a list! 📝

Remember to call it “People in Congress who think apartheid is wrong”

or alternatively, “People in Congress who don’t ignore human rights abuses against Palestinians”

[Matt Kennedy @_mck_]

@joshtpm @TPM I wonder if historians writing about something like the French Revolution ever came upon info noting influential rabble rousing from someone calling themselves 'merde de chat deux' and thought...eh...let's just skip this part.

Or is this period of history really that stupid?

[Bill Scher @billscher]

This past month we have record-low unemployment and the fewest monthly illegal border crossings since Feb. 2021

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Matt Kennedy @_mck_]

Anyone check in the bathroom?

[Matt Kennedy @_mck_]

The GOP uses 'woke' like the Smurfs say 'smurf'. It's a substitute for all of the bigotry they wish they were still allowed to say.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kevin McCarthy: "Stop using taxpayer money to do their own wokeism. A military cannot defend themselves if you train them in woke. We don't want Disneyland to train our military."

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

He's the guy accused of rape and human trafficking, right? The things you guys pretend to care about until you find someone who's actually done them, right?

[Matt Kennedy @_mck_]

Look at all that trickling down that happened...

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

‘The Great Regression’

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Sues Mark Zuckerberg For Being Better At Profiting Off Someone Else’s Idea https://t.co/bOLITwr7mW

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

“Trump questioned whether investigations by the IRS or other federal agencies should be undertaken into Mr. Strzok and/or Ms. Page,” or, in other words, whether he could weaponize the federal gov't. It's all projection with these people. https://t.co/wxt4Lp1SdS

[Angie Jones @techgirl1908]

Research shows that source code with profanity in comments is superior to source code without it 🤣
https://t.co/119kYcSzvL

[Matt Kennedy @_mck_]

My schadenfreude cup runneth over.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

How it started: How it is going:

[Jordi Cabot @JordiCabot]

The hardest part of building software is not coding, it’s requirements https://t.co/51TO71hPIx

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You have to get to the 19th paragraph before you’re told this:
“The recession many economists predict has yet to materialize, and the US economy continues to grow. About 13.1 million more people are employed today than when Biden took office in Jan 2021.” https://t.co/RbLzKUvUGw

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

i would think that “republicans are sending your kids to work in mines and forcing them to give birth to rapists babies and we just want to give them free lunch” would be a good policy contrast for democrats

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it