McKenna

thick thighs save lives: some ass, no titties

[McKenna @_mckenna_m]

She loves my heated blanket 💕🐶🐕

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m not just a slut. i’m more than that

[Love from the planet Mars @oliviaknowpe]

A concept.

When you mad at her but need to give her something .. “meet me at the bridge wit yo stupid ass.”

[Barstool Black Bears @BarstoolUMO]

Yeah, I’ll take “sexual inequality” for 500 please @BarstoolKSU

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

"jk...unless?" is the greatest invention this century. iphone doesn't even come close

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Hard nipples through shirts are CUTE if you disagree you’re BORING

[Sophie Jansen @sophie_mhj]

a guy just told me he would buy me a drink but i “seem like i have a boyfriend” my dude i haven’t even had a reciprocated crush since literally 2016

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

when guys tell me “you’re hot,” that’s mansplaining

[Jay Bernard @jay_0382]

Do you ever scare tf out of yourself for no reason? Like I’ll be downstairs getting juice and I’ll tell myself “imagine if someone was standing behind your rn waiting for you to turn around” like I had NO REASON to do that to myself

[James @CaucasianJames]

hug ur friends today. tell em that u love them and that their ass looks nice

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Donald Trump understands enough about the workings of journalism to loathe it and work to undermine it. Eric Trump just seems confused by the whole thing https://t.co/q3DSqeXY5Y

[🔱❄️TrapKingFreddieJones❄️🔱 @Jomo_24]

Imagine waking up in the morning to the smell of a delicious breakfast only to remember you live alone Lmaoooo

[hater @engxl]

it’s almost that time of the year again

[Leo @Leo__ffs]

“Mitch we need some points on the board!”

Mitch Trubisky:

[Ginger Blonde @neocentia]

A man just blocked me from getting into my car, he pulled my door and said he's been eyeing me and always sees me coming to this spar, he refused to leave me alone after i asked him 3 times.
So...
I tased him, got in and drove off.
My taser works and I'm not playing.