Hugh Mungus🍆

I wish I was a baby bear tbh. Like a panda would be cool but I would take any bear really.

[Hugh Mungus🍆 @_mcscarry_]

As merry as a robin that sings on the tree.

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How do you hold a moon beam in your hand?

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@FluffSociety @Pinkysmallss That is the weirdest bear I have ever seen.

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Biggest regret of the day: Not taking more selfies when I looked my prime.

[Hugh Mungus🍆 @_mcscarry_]

Well i guess I'll go fuck self.

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My mlom is slightly annoyed with my new found love of Curling.

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There are more snowmobiles driving down my street than cars.

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I bet the Loch Ness Monster has a dope cave hang out with a bunch of cool stuff and air tanks so he can hang out with his human hommies.

[Hugh Mungus🍆 @_mcscarry_]

If you don't think "shart" is a funny work you're lame.

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Must not forget this. https://t.co/9IhNcccCDN

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"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell.

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I wonder what Caf-Pow tastes like.

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Bath bombs are great and all but now I have to scrub down my tub.

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Way too many people have no idea who Cruella deVille is.

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When you block party dance to "Brown Eyed Girl" on stage and fucking nail it. 😎😎

[Hugh Mungus🍆 @_mcscarry_]

I completely forget my hair is two different colors way to often.

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I asked my dad what his favorite Christmas song was, he said "Your mom's tape" She recorded a Christmas album with her high school choir. 😍

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Fun fact: Your turn signal is not optional.

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Finally burnt all the stuff I saved of my ex boyfriend. Feels good to clean that shit out 😊

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Time goes so slow when you are waiting for pizza.

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Fuck people who litter.