Megan

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Hockey tomorrow morning 8 am

[Mufasa007 @Mufasa0062]

Wife bought something on
FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

“It’s not a bump, it’s a blessing” 🥹 
Bro was raised right, well done to his parents!

[𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒 ツ @blops4lxo]

meanwhile in orlando:

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

[Ari @brombromenjoyer]

me when Daniel Ricciardo qualifies P38 in the Alpha Tauri:

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

I need to you only
save money live once

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Me when I can hear people chewing:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“Drink it it taste like juice”

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

When i say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

You avoid so much drama once you ask people to clarify what they think instead of assuming the worst from them.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Fun fact: In a single flight Bill Gates' private jet emits more carbon than your car during your entire lifetime.

[LiterallyMeCats @literallymecats]

SHOW ME YOUR CATS

[Carly Anne York, Ph.D. @BiologyCarly]

Share a fact that you know is right, but feels so wrong

I'll start...Sharks have been around longer than trees

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

This is your reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty 327 days ago of child trafficking and not one predator that paid to be on an island with minors has had their name released, their home raided, or been arrested.