Megnog

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

[tiba @rozanovarc]

how life feels when i remember reading is supposed to be fun and i can read whatever the FUCK i want

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Honestly I’d rather be beat up and punched in the face than to be tickled. 🤣

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Beef jerky, pineapple, and coffee what a nutritional breakfast

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Blue lives are my favorite lives 💙🦋

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Please support our Capitol Police and Law Enforcement. They are truly on the side of our Country. Stay peaceful!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

@Rap Weezy baby?

[clare @sadderlizards]

good morning babe i love you could you go fill up my water bottle

[Jay @idek_tb]

me eating my girls leftovers while she sleep knowing she gon put her hands on me

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Probably literally shouldn’t be. Prohibition anyone? Also my name is Scooby and I need a doobie hehe

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

In all fucking honesty though how is alcohol legal..?!?

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Shoutout to the friends that let you down… I forgive you..

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

And Alcoholics Anonymous did just that

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Don’t hate your life, just change your life.

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Sure is but I’ve trained her to manipulate me So that one’s kinda on me

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

My cat is a manipulator

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

People love to make it seem like they’re knowledgeable about a situation they weren’t around for

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Yup I’m the corn girl

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

I’m sorry but corn is so good

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Also I am a witch hehe shhh 🤫 BOO MUFAKA!

Broom broom motherfucker 🧙‍♀️🧹

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

And now I’m over 7 months sober. By the grace of God 🙏🏻❤️

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

Feeling completely empty and depressed. Sounds like a great time to go get drunk

[Megnog @_megan_beth]

@ayira_kcuf This is so wholesome I love this so much

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Some dude tryna tell me a story abt a fast turtle. Bruh stfu!!