eggan 🥚

dental plan @beth_harvie

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

not even being funny or anything but this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
love watching kit harrington n rose leslies wedding from a bush

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

why is this essay taking so long? she asks as she checks the word count every 50 words

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… when i’m bedbound from a cold and paying bills puts me in an overdraft

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

Megan’s long word of the morning: multi-faceted

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

@preciousgoblin @jackies_backie anotha day anotha slay

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

Me: hmmm really smells like weed on this bus
The half-smoked joint in my pocket: fuckin idiot

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am tired of not knowing what is going on

[Thomasina @Thomasinnaa]

Fuck bitches, get mcplant

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

if u shake a baby it fucking dies

[Brandon Headley @bheadley00]

Apparently babies are almost indestructable...that's what I have learned so far...

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

only the elite will know

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

@SWTPUTA hi

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

@defeatedcl0wn oh that... is kind of disgusting

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

animal crossing date with fav @beth_harvie xxxxxx

[trish @ultragloss]

oh to be a labrador retriever sleeping in an ivy-covered windowsill overlooking the canal

[Alternative Atmosphere @AltAtmosphere]

‘Reflection, Resonance and Remarkable Artistry’: Let You Down - @Black_Dove_ 🎸
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https://t.co/rueOMBQ5RY

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

we do and it’s mario kart over the snapchat group call @BeggKerys @Thomasinnaa

[angel 👼🏼 @angelodonnell_]

I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

What’s fortnight

[eggan 🥚 @_meganwarnock]

therapist: the chicken church can’t hurt you it’s not real

the chicken church: