megHan

“I’m saving you Megan”

[megHan @_meghanfox]

Me: tries to make elaborate spring break plans

My plans for spring break:

[Gene's Place @Genes_Place]

Field trip to beer fest

[megHan @_meghanfox]

I’m an engineer I just go to work and come back idk

[Mis-Aligned Objects MBA @mis_aligned]

If this ain’t it, I don’t want it

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

[megHan @_meghanfox]

I want to be a sourdough girl so bad

[Pitt Football @Pitt_FB]

We're heading to IRELAND in 2027 🇮🇪

Pitt Panthers 🆚 Wisconsin Badgers

8.28.27 at Aviva Stadium in Dublin 🍀

#H2P » #WeNotMe

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

Girl me too

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

he’s so real for this.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

waitress: are there any allergies at this table?

me, already drunk: POLLEN

[random Philly guy who loves hoagies @PhillyFink]

Birds ain’t losing to skid marks Magee Monday

[samantha @milkygoddess]

me after one drink:

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

James Harden is reportedly “growing disgruntled” in LA.

[♛ℳeljin Buu @OGMelo_]

A medium fry being $4.11 is way more disturbing than a $4 nba ticket.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I just want one solid, three week stretch where the only Sixers related updates are some normal “they played some basketball games” ones before I die

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

Osteoporosis

[kim @KimmyMonte]

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

Halloween 2023 🖤🩷