melvo

knoless

[X Force 137 @137Force]

making a grilled cheese and Grandma calls my cat a faggot so my Dad questions her and she says "I used to call you a little faggot too didn't I" so I have to lock in at the kitchen stove

[melvo @_meldale]

@GrimboBad @HunterG00402500 @povcops You finna catch rabies with that attitude boi😭

[𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒓 ✞ @Juniorr21_]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start at 7am on monday"

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

My girl hearing me reconnect to the JBL charge 4 in the garage after telling me to stop drinking beers and go to bed

[Cinelogy 👾 @cinelogy07]

This meme always kills me dawg😭🤣

[DrFunkPhD @NickJLancaster]

@jakebrodes Tonight, a burger died in New York.

[John Smith @JSthg3gzik]

@Vorloe https://t.co/NWwRBdHZLI it's your duty as a patriot and American to run over people who block traffic, according to conservatives.

[Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts @officialrnintel]

Lindsey Graham POV:

[melvo @_meldale]

https://t.co/llUAe98X3T

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

I’m crying bro the fucking Patrick Star scene is real

[melvo @_meldale]

@KenKirtland17 Or an animated series tbh🤷🏽

[melvo @_meldale]

@Dodge5_9rt @fentrocity @Chad_Desrosiers @D_Morris91 @KillaKreww Dude its not stealing why do you think storage wars was a show??, if you leave for a prolonged period of time without paying your monthly fee, their gonna auction your shit off and its not illegal, ie if they cant get in contact with you after missing payments theyre gon sell🤦🏽‍♂️

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Seeing how huge of a leap this game was going to be from San Andreas must’ve been mind-blowing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[melvo @_meldale]

@TreasureBoys420 @NightSkyToday Hell of a thread dwg😭

[GRAVASTAR 🇨🇺🔻 @GRAB_A_STAR_]

@Kerryist04 “Ice agents arresting a child sex offender?”

“But how come they’re not at The White House!”

“Dohohohohoho!”

[melvo @_meldale]

@danyoungbl91348 @AllColoursDan @ChudTheBuilder @PicturesFoIder You gotta be in the yard face to face when you do thou bud.

[melvo @_meldale]

@smaug_the_based @AllColoursDan @ChudTheBuilder @PicturesFoIder Like i said reading comprehension dipshit jesus…