Marleigh

all panic no disco

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

Super glad @FedEx left my @DinnerlyUS somewhere completely unknown to me. Love that. There goes my dinner for the week. Big thanks. @FedExHelp

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

Boy am I gonna catch hell for this astros rangers game

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

Actually @MLB @MLBTV I have a better idea

Fire whoever decided blackouts were a good call
And then end blackouts

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

Hey @MLB how about we don’t blackout teams in our own freakin state so we can watch them wouldn’t that be a great freaking idea

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

Men getting mad at you for not making them a priority when they never make you a priority is honestly hilarious and infuriating

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. You gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. Life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[Jenni @hashjenni]

BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

HT has discovered the “notify anyway” option and is using it like there’s no tomorrow

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

I am living proof that if you ask the universe “what else could possibly go wrong?” It will show you. At the absolute most inconvenient time.

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

I’m just gonna say it. Sometimes being an Astros fan is really embarrassing

[V̷a̷t̷o̷r̷ @VatorSports]

When the Houston Astros went down 0-2 to the Rangers

[MLB @MLB]

Jose Altuve through 100 career #Postseason games:

25 HR (2nd all-time)
85 runs scored (2nd)
112 hits (4th)
45 extra-base hits (4th)

[Marleigh @_mgleason]

@OKWildlifeDept Racoons quite literally fell out of the ceiling in my office a week ago

[Houston Astros @astros]

Winning one game at a time.

Final: #Astros 8, Rangers 5

[Houston Astros @astros]

TUVE!!

[Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP]

View of the solar eclipse from inside Mammoth Cave.
October 14, 2023.

[Houston Astros @astros]

We celebrate titles in Houston.

[Houston Astros @astros]

No.

[Houston Astros @astros]

1,995.