Miche✨

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[DJ MurkCity @myrksitymma]

Trump just watched Bryce Mitchell & Michael Chandler get their fuckin asses whooped cageside😂
#UFC314

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

They put my tweet calling Jalen Hurts pretty on one of the sports channels and my man looked at me like this

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.

Just like this is still Twitter.

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

Oh....did you want some Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Halftime show???

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates, and friends on being SB LIX Champions!! There were a lot of emotions last night, and now that I’ve collected my thoughts, I’ll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever.

That game was odd for me to watch if I’m being completely honest. I knew it was going to be mixed emotions before, during, and after, and I now know what my parents had to deal with two years ago. On one hand, I wanted what is best for my brother, and to see his success. And on the other hand, there are so many people, teammates, and coaches, in the Philadelphia Eagles organization that I care deeply about, Many of whom I owe my own success to throughout my career.

I am very proud for Jalen Hurts, Nick Sirianni, and this entire team. They have persevered greatly, answered their critics amazingly, and proved themselves to be undoubtedly the best team this season. It is extremely difficult for a team in the NFL to have enough talent, coaching, fortune, and character to win a Super Bowl. The character and swagger of this Eagles team was something truly special to behold. A true representation of the toughness and grit that makes Philadelphia what it is. Well done fellas, well fucking done.

As for my brother, There isn’t a person I love or care about more. It has been tough to process these feelings, of course I feel for him and am always rooting for him, but I know he does not need, nor want my pity. He has amassed greatness few on this planet could ever dream of, as has his team, and they should feel pride in their accomplishments this season and in the past. I know right now they are still thinking of last night and the shortcomings in the last game, But in time that will fade, and the greatness they have exhibited as a group will remain as one of the most dominant eras of football ever.

Man I love this sport, the people that play it, and the fans that enjoy it. Nothing else like it. Congratulations Philadelphia, I look forward to the speeches and celebrations that will happen in the coming days. I mean who doesn’t love a parade! In the words of Chase Utley “World Fucking Champs”, and to all the haters out there, remember what my man Jay Ajayi said “Fuck Em”
Go Birds

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: A stunning new video of Donald Trump getting booed relentlessly at the Super Bowl just was released. It’d be a shame if it went viral.

[Auntie Smartassy @AuntSassyAss]

Google has removed Black History and Pride Month. Updated Google map to Gulf of America. So, what's an alternative search engine and map? Screw Google

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

A 57 year old UNMARRIED man with a receding hairline who has never BEEN married mind you, saying he would divorce our greatest living athlete who has been happily married for 8 years to her very rich and loving husband—keep quiet forehead

[Cooper @justcuuper]

Shoutout Apple Maps.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

The Kansas City Chiefs getting ready for the big game today

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

[Tray @Treofficialx]

PlayStation Network being down after working a 8hr shift

[eve @petalitions]

WHY THE FUCK IS PLAYSTATION DOWN

[Nass 🍉 @BabyNassss]

what the fuck do you mean the psn servers will be down for a week

[In My Mind @MeAloneInMyMind]

Me rolling up to Sony Headquarters to fix the PlayStation Network myself:

[Millie ☁︎ @MillieRatedR]

Sony employees when playstation down

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Man wtf I do?!
I just be chillin & dey still kome 4 my head. Let’s not take kindness for weakness. Let this giant sleep. I beg u all. No one really wants destruction,not even me but I shall destroy if disturbed. On me. Love

[Miche✨ @_michee08]

@Fruno_Bernandez @FlyFrontier Were you able to get help? Our flight which was supposed to leave Denver at 10 also got canceled few hours ago, also frontier