michelle boretti

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@nikkiproctorr Cryptic

[Trevor Trout @totaltroutmove]

RIP Coolio. https://t.co/GHzLV4JHuu

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

Mayo just roasting everyone on Twitter. Love to see it.

[Kraft Sauces @Kraft_Sauces]

ur in their dms, i’m on their mind and in their fridge. we are not the same

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@nikkiproctorr Was it the bull or your tumble in Nashville

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@nikkiproctorr You’re only 23🤣🤣 news to me

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@nikkiproctorr miss u too

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@annmrfrnsn He is and he is soo cute!

[Mike Pfeil @mikeFAIL]

Fucking trash hit from Mark Scheifele

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@mcough I also hate water so I drink lemon flavored soda water.. and I’m still alive? Must be doing something right then

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

78 @MountainDew #MTNDEWMAJORMELON

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

is everyone being rude a vibe for this holiday season?? what memo did I miss 😂

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

2020 is hands down the worst year.

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@meghollingshead via gmail and not text tho 😂😂 kath is a secret plug

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

I need to know who @KamalaHarris ‘s dentist is and I need an appointment like tmrw 😂

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

going out for dinner in 5 hours so if u need me I will be looking over the menu and rehearsing what I will say to the waiter

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@meghollingshead girl get that shit fedexed to ya

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@a_berardi Nah i didn’t need to see this this late at night

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@a_berardi I hate people

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

@xojpayne You’re welcome

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

Update: this tweet did not age well. At all.

[michelle boretti @_michelleb]

Maybe in 2020 people will realize that nobody wants to talk about work when they aren’t at work.... maybe