MajorPayne

Part-time rapper

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

@DairyQueen Smores.

[Hull Pirates News @HullPirates]

Captain Sean Reilly gets the honor or lighting the annual Hull bonfire tonight after the Pirates earned the win today vs Cohasset!

Thank you to @hullfire and @HullPolice!

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

GO PIRATES!

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

This person woke up today and CHOSE VIOLENCE.. idk what I did but this feels personal

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Just googled “jerking off everywhere gif” ASSUMING MY GOVT AGENT KNEW I MEANT FROM THE MOVIE THIS IS THE END (why???? Bc idk why wouldnt they know)

JESUS CHRIST ..did not need that chaos this early on a Thursday 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Nothing like saying the word “literally” in an adult conversation and then going into brain panic attack mode *did I just say wittawy like the wittawy gwiddy girl on tiktok*

I really need to get off that app.

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Someone come get ya man 😂😂

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

AND NOW A BELLY BUTTON!!?? Cmon man

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

My boyfriend thinks he’s a football guy but he can’t even figure out who jeffree stars new nfl man is by the photos of the back of his head, hand, and calf/shoe. NOT A REAL FOOTBALL GUY.

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

OMG I KNOW HIM HES FAMOUS!!!

[Hull Pirates News @HullPirates]

A big thank you to all who made today possible!

What a great way to celebrate our State Champions!

Thank you to @hullboosters as always for all of their help in putting this together.

PROUD TO BE A PIRATE!

@HullPolice @hullfire @MassStatePolice

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

I feel like everyone else loves this couple but ……… Pete’s face is the face I make when I’m about to do my 3rd tequila shot that sounded like a good idea before it was poured so…

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Ohhhhh no… my brothers first air freshener for his car is a black ice tree. We’re doomed.

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Everyone still posting about TB retiring… Y’all must not live with someone who for the last 7 hours has been telling you every reason why it’s not possible and showing u articles to support it and IT SHOWS 🥲

[Cons @CaptainCons]

The CDC said, nothing, you idiots!
The CDC’s dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

ABORT ABORT

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Just got informed we’re finally at the stage where I can no longer comment on my little brothers posts because his friends will make comments 🥲🥲🥲 #IsTwitterStillMySafeSpace

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

Team - unless you are taking over the world I literally don’t want to know what you listen to

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

every billionaire should be forced to post their spotify wrapped. what are you listening to as you take over the world you sick little freak

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

As a child I didn’t realize how much I would have to talk about the weather as an adult. Sees neighbor, “gorgeous day huh!” Sees mother, “is it going to rain I saw a big cloud?” I should have just been a meteorologist bc small talking about it for free STINKS

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

SIR, THIS IS LINKEDIN!!!!! I NEED A JOB, NOT A MAN!!!!!

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

@jclasbyxo The only ones I’ve ever had not go bad - from Trader Joe’s. As soon as it starts to soften up throw it in the fridge and that will make it last longer. Good luck out here bruh it’s cado crazy

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

@collcliffy12 THE SHAME. It’s haunting me still.

[MajorPayne @xojpayne]

IM FROM HULL AND I JUST TOOK A RIGHT OUT OF ROCKLAND TRUST PARKING LOT GOING THE WRONG WAY LIKE SOME SUMMER A$$HOLE. That kind of Monday. Someone come kick me out of this town honestly