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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The irony in Microsoft not recovering from this outage AFTER laying off 60,000 employees to rely on AI…

[nik0p0l @nik0p0l5]

To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.

[A @_miinaax]

but it’s kinda making work hell 😭

[A @_miinaax]

I need microsoft to be down for the rest of the day

[Al🦋 @eyedontthinkso]

This is the perfect example of letting social media discourse get into your head and not realizing how poorly it translates into real life bc what is she talking about fr

[Dan - Accrue Returns @AccrueReturns]

Anyone in England earning £20,000 to £50,000 would pay £1,486 less Income Tax a year with a £20,000 Personal Allowance.

The petition for it passed 10,000 signatures today, so the Government now has to respond.

I'd back that over another targeted relief. https://t.co/Yt1NBbuT3J

[Clem 🌿 @SirClmnt]

I’ve watched people talk ABSOLUTE nonsense about this since yesterday. Do people actually understand how markets function?

Efficient markets depend on information & price discovery. Concealing salaries creates information asymmetry, distorts competition & wastes everyone’s time.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe

Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C

[clara @clarafables]

Read more books. Read to escape reality. Read to understand reality. Read to challenge what you believe. Read to think better. Read to write better. Read to argue better. Read to know yourself. Read to build something. A single book can completely rewire your brain.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[Richard @RedWallPleb]

This is completely unsustainable... and I work for min wage. The min wage needs to be FROZEN and Personal Allowances raised instead.

So many retailers were already on the brink, this might be the final straw.

[A @_miinaax]

he even started adding stuff in like no one said all that

[GenderFluid Acoustic Updates ° 🎸 @ypr33wpnkxcx]

why is philip actively lying about his convo 😭😭😭😭 #bbuk

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[A @_miinaax]

exactly this

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

[A @_miinaax]

the replies are so funny

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰

What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇

[ps @psus24]

@GOVUK Get taxed on it knowing you lot

[A @_miinaax]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[yas @adoomies3]

They’re gonna name the baby Lataa

[abena @itsnadine_]

Has everyone forgotten what the consequences were after the 2011 riots? French don’t really get charged like that.