Michael Michael Bobichael

Everything I tweet brings my family great shame. Frequent non-contributor of

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

Y'all ever heard of "Schindler's Fist"?

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

It's hard enough trying to win on attack when playing Total Mayhem, but to lose on defense because I have an Echo in lala land is a whole different kind of hell

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

Sometimes I think Overwatch actively chooses to put me in matches to lose

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

Finally got to the end of part 1. Wild how often I let Twitter spoil me on shit because I wasn't reading this yet. I've still only learned maybe e characters names.

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

Alright. Since it's finished it's first part and you all seem to unironically love it, I'll start reading Kagurabachi

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

... The fuck?

[Sam @BiasYujiFan]

If these Modulo characters were to have a squirt off who do you think would win, Mifuyu, Nobara, Miyaguni, Aruru or Tomoe?

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

this is how unemployment starts

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

Sorry he's not going to your wedding

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

#mando movie... Was fine. It's not like, the grand culmination of the show or anything, more like a decent few episodes played together

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

I know my body

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Dudes pack 45 boxer briefs for a one week vacation like they’re expecting to shit themselves three times a day.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Drake just spent two years stewing only to come up with a forty song “The jerk store called and they’re running out of you”

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

I still don't know my way around so I'll just follow people in Red Sox or One Piece attire to get to Fenway

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Sometimes i think about how this series was cancelled before he did all the good deeds so i assume he stayed a dog for the rest of his life

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

Forgot one

[jae ⟢ @aizoumi]

there’s something so badass about sorcerers pulling out this move and using simple domain against their opponents

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

If I can say one thing about #MortalKombat2 is that it's definitely for the fans of the franchise.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re 37.

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

This is the first time I've seen the Kentucky Derby but even outside of the horse racing this is some straight up "The Stand user could be anyone"-ass crowd

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

We made a new trolley problem, except there's only one track, you don't know for certain if anyone is on tied track, and the only way to stop the trolley is to get at least half of the people around to tie themselves to the track

[Jesse Vitelli @jessevitelli]

What are some of your favorite short form video gaming creators?

Could be an outlet, content creation group, or streamer.

Who makes your favorite gaming videos on TikTok/Reels/Shorts?

Let me know! RT’s appreciated

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

On the one hand, sure.

On the other hand, there was that dude in part 4 that was stuck in a pylon

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

MHA has a quirk that just gave a guy a roadworks job for his entire life. If I get a bad stand I don't even have to look at it

[Michael Michael Bobichael @_mikeopath]

So what, I'm dead, they can do what the want, I'm gonna haunt the shit out of them either way

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections.

That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.