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[Mil @_millieamber]

@ubereats_uk my McDonalds never turned up but my driver still marked it as delivered so the app support is saying I can’t get a refund despite showing them text messages from the driver saying he doesn’t have it because McDonalds stopped doing breakfast before he got there!

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

You can't wash away genocide....your complicity will always remain.

[Abubaker Abed @AbubakerAbedW]

Photo in history books

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O
hot guy shot the CEO

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

being an abuser isn’t a “symptom” of autism !!! hope this helps :)

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[kose @kvsee1]

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

[mo🇵🇸 @w7rtzball]

a biological woman is getting more hate than an athlete who r*ped a 12 year old, tells you everything 👍

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Preparation is the key to success.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Will @willne]

tears down my face we are so incredibly back

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I will vote for any party which stops the police from running over cows.

[Secretary of State for Socially Uncaring Health @HUncaring]

Perfect comedic timing from Carla Denyer
#BBCDebate