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“you can take the girl out the gutter, but you just can’t take the gutter out of that girl”

[mil @_milliejohnson]

@Uber_Support I’m still being charged for an uber one membership for an account I no longer have access to! Please can someone help me

[Alex @alexr_241]

Me ringing the action line because I am fucking traumatised at that ending #EastEnders #EELive https://t.co/u3pvZxqjHI

[🇵🇸 Claudia Boleyn MA🌹Lesbian🌹she/her @ClaudiaBoleyn]

This is going to cause suicides

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Honestly absolutely fuck some people man

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Most adults can’t regulate their emotions but expect their children can.

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Those people who put their phone on do not disturb mode after you message them lol

[mil @_milliejohnson]

💔

[Ahmedd🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

This moment will go down in history😂

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Men lmao

[mil @_milliejohnson]

The fact that 2024 has brought an entire account dedicated to Lorraine Kelly’s lack of attendance to her own tv show is the funniest thing ever lmao I literally thought I was the only one who noticed

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Shit being surrounded by people but feeling completely alone 😌

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Toby defo jumped ship back to Georgia after seeing her and Callum were second favourite couple and Georgia’s too blinded by her obsession with him to see it 🤦🏻‍♀️. Get them out now #loveisland

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Came home this morning absoluteky steaming and started brushing my teeth with a tube of hair dye conditioner instead of toothpaste. Haven’t stopped throwing up since.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We are 6 months into 2024 and it's still January.

[mil @_milliejohnson]

@LorraineKWatch @groovyvelv

[mil @_milliejohnson]

There’s no way these lot are on the 1 glass of wine per night🤣 Molly and Callum are smasheddd #loveisland

[mil @_milliejohnson]

@lauraemily98xx Not as bad but I used to have someone on fb who would post “can anyone come and feed my cat whilst I’m at work?” at least 3 times a week😂

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Before I near-on dislocated my neck, lost 90% of my possessions, my voice, dignity and will to live x

[mil @_milliejohnson]

Half my school year are settled down or pregnant and I’ve just had my bank blocked for about the 20th time this year because of impulsive, drunken 3am gambling transactions, how the other half life eh🙃

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

Things will miraculously work out for you!