blasphemy

i’m funnier than i get credit for

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Post snack: My hunger has been lessened but not depleted

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

@JayTC53 The left literally saved his life. The same way a man can save a woman’s life from another man who trying to murder her. The peaceful left saved this man’s life. You thought you ate with that I’m sure tho

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

@ayeshabintabd Children should not be dying. #CeaseFireInGaza

[Demon/TGS || FREE 🍉 @DEMON_TGS]

8000 PEOPLE DEAD.

YOU HEAR ME? 8000 PEOPLE. KIDS THAT HAD FUTURES. PARENTS WHO NEVER GOT TO SEE THEIR KIDS. TODDLERS ARE DEAD. FAMILIES KILLED WITH NO REMORSE.
WHITE PHOSPHORUS BURNING PEOPLE BEYOND RECOGNITION AND CANT BE CURED.
#CeasefireNOW

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

My friend is literally famous

[🌷🪻 @_julesssssss]

so make the friendship bracelets, take LA moment and taste it 🤭 🫶🏼#LATStheerastour @taylornation13 @lunchboxdays13 @tayl0rsversi0n

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

LOVE the giant friendship bracelets! 🫶 #LATSTheErasTour

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

@taylornation13 That’s my friend!!! The cutie on the right!! Omg @_julesssssss you’re famous

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Always an angel AND a god 🥵

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

@mpls_swiftie I don’t care that the y is upside down this is a work of art

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

@munchyy75 @LunarLarkspur @ahairpintrigger My mom said “go do something useful. If you don’t have time why are you still replying to tweets?”

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

2023. Another year where reality is scarier than fiction. If I go brain dead pull the plug. #HumanRights #WomensRights #handmaidstale

https://t.co/VvEsWtSxb8

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

If I was famous this would be iconic
But I’m not
So it isn’t

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Woody Allen literally preyed on a young girl who COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE between healthy relationships with boundaries.

As someone with an adopted sibling, the dangers are real. We had to teach my bro what parents even were. That man is evil. #savesoonyi #AllenVFarrow

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Just watched HBO’s docuseries #AllenVFarrow and I’m heated. Woody Allen used adopted-daughter-now-wife Soon-Yi’s traumatic past to weaponize her and hide the abuse. Why aren’t we talking about this? Kids with #attachmentdisorders can’t form healthy attachments on their own…

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Why doesn’t someone make a tissue brand named TrusTissues? Like target it directly at people going through breakups? I think it would be an instant bestseller. #dibs #trademarked #patentpending #trustissues

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Why doesn’t someone make a tissue brand named TrusTissues? Like target it directly at people going through breakups? I think it would be an instant bestseller. #dibs #trademarked #patentpending #trustissues

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

You can’t spell healthcare without THC... just saying #LegalizeMarijuana #seriously

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

One small step aside for man, one giant leap for womankind @KamalaHarris #BidenHarrisInauguration #KamalaHarrisMakingHistory #Feminism

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

I wish I ran one of the big media companies so I could decide what everyone talks about tomorrow #cnn #hireme

[blasphemy @_miscellainey_]

Really sick of my life feeling like an infomercial for bad luck.

“But wait, there’s more”