Michael

[Ben (no treats) @andersonbcdefg]

me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Middle management wet dream

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

No mention of HR making you go through 8 rounds of interviews just to ghost you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[Oudian🇺🇦 @Oudian9]

Бляяяя, это же буквально скетч из Монти Пайтона, но ирл

[Emil Kirkegaard @KirkegaardEmil]

Most left vs. right wing occupations in USA. (Measured by donations.)

[World History Encyclopedia @whencyclopedia]

😅😅😅

#HistoryHumour

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

[小野一俊 @kazutoshi_ono_]

流線形

[Tomek Czajka @TCzajka]

g ≈ π² is not a coincidence.

The original idea for the definition of “1 meter” was the length of a pendulum with a half-period of 1 second.

The formula for a pendulum’s period is:
T = 2π √(L / g)

If you plug in L = 1 m and T = 2 s, you get g = π² m/s².

The actual definition of “1 meter” was eventually chosen as 10⁻⁷ of a half-meridian passing through Paris, but this was inspired by the earlier pendulum-based definition. The two definitions agree to within 1%.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩—wax was a bad call. I should’ve flagged heat resistance as a 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 instead of assuming you’d stay within 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴. That one’s on me.

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

Look, I know they struggle to generalize beyond their training data, are heavily biased, and rarely generate truly new and useful ideas, but I still like humans.

[tender @tenderizzation]

explaining to the user that their issue is in fact not a bug because it can be resolved by setting a well-documented environment variable (they just need to run `strings` on the binary to find it)

[effectfully @effectfully]

"no Shakespeare yet -- only syntactically correct Bash scripts"

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

“Okay but if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from battle”

[frye @___frye]

i wake up. something’s wrong with the clock on the wall. the numbers are jumbled. my hands aren’t right.

i tell my wife. she responds: “that’s not just an observation—it’s a powerful insight.” i scream.

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

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