ELEPHANTS: Can't really remember it, has collector value after the false-flag attack that destroyed my favorite bathroom in Nobhill. 3 Mysterious Garbage Fires/5
ZUPANS: The "Japanese" are back at it again. This time with my favorite Japanese spice, Paprika! Too much mayo, made me feel sick but that could have been from the $9 USD price tag, 1/5
JACKSON'S: Demure specimen, not wet, not dry, distinctly average, 3/5
Washing 1.2 million swimmers down the shower drain thinking about your older brother. Biting my lip considering the merits of Male Fertility. What The Fuck Are You Thinking About